mercredi, novembre 23, 2016

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Кто не может стерпеть одного неприятного слова, тот услышит их в большом количестве.
-- Аль-Ахнаф


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A spinster in Kalamazoo
Once strolled after dark by the zoo.
She was seized by the nape,
And fucked by an ape,
And she murmured, "A wonderful screw."

And she added, "You're rough, yes, and hairy,
But I hope -- yes I do -- that I marry
A man with a prick
Half as stiff and as thick
As the kind that you zoo-keepers carry."


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Créer une hiérarchie supplementaire pour remedier à un problème (?) de
dispersion est d'une logique digne des Shadocks.
* BT in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - La Cabale vote oui (les Shadocks aussi) *


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Большая шишка одна не падает.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Если "мужчины - это большие дети", то женщины - это дети маленькие.
-- И.Ю.Юганов


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Предаваться безделью - это большое искусство. Все мы мастера ничего не делать,
но лишь немногим дано бездельничать со вкусом.
-- О.Хаксли


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Krásu jako jedinou ze všech hodnot můžeme spatřit.
-- Platon


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 20:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Il Papa sta molto meglio. E' stato dimesso dall'ospedale, e' rientrato a
San Pietro ed ha gia' ripreso gli allenamenti di kung-fu.
L'anno prossimo fara' un giro intorno al mondo. Aprira' i concerti di Prince.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ОДИН ИЗ ЗАКОНОВ МЕРФИ В СЕКСЕ
Лучше когда тебя потом простят, чем не заметят.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn die Kühe morgens muhn, hat der Bauer viel zu tun.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Lorsque l'hiver commence à mordre
et que les pierres craquent dans la nuit glaciale,
lorsque les étangs sont noirs et les arbres dénudés,
il est mauvais dans les Terres Sauvages de voyager.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "La Communauté de l'Anneau"


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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У кого характер упорядочен, у тех и жизнь благоустроена.
-- Демокрит


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Einrichtung unserer Natur ist so weise, daß uns sowohl vergangener
Schmerz, als vergangene Wollust Vergnügen erweckt; da wir nun ferner
eher eine zukünftige Wollust voraussehen als einen zukünftigen
Schmerz, so sehen wir daß wirklich nicht einmal die traurige und
angenehme Empfindung in der Welt gleich verteilt sind, sondern daß
wirklich auf Seiten des Vergnügens ein größeres stattfindet.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Zensur ist geheime Empfehlung durch öffentliches Verbot.
-- Dieter Hildebrandt


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Gli esami sono terribili anche per i meglio preparati, perche' il
piu' stupido fra gli stupidi puo' fare domande a cui il piu' saggio
fra gli uomini non e' in grado di rispondere."
-- Charles Colton, "Lacon"


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"The Catholic Church... upheld feudalism, then monarchism, warning
of growing evils and possible revolutions. In the same manner,
and under the same reservations, she now upholds capitalism; but,
above all things and forever, she upholds the Catholic Church."
[Daniel DeLeon, The Vatican in Politics, 1891]


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Not a flying toy.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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#debian.pl
Jul 30 13:07:50 <ikuko> wez bo cie tam przeciagne za koniem po tej skawinie
Jul 30 13:07:51 <ikuko> ;p
Jul 30 13:08:02 <BeerfaN> za malego masz konia zeby tam dojechac


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Gerade das Gegenteil tun heißt auch nachahmen, es heißt nämlich das
Gegenteil nachahmen.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 14:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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A Biblia nos ensina a amar o proximo e também os nossos
inimigos. Talvez porque sejam as mesmas pessoas.
-- G. K. Chesterton


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мужчина считается однолюбом, если каждую женщину любит только один раз.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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JE NE SUIS PAS CELUI QUE TU CROIS

M : T'en as pas marre de notre condition d'animaux domestiques ?
P : Attends, attends... Toi, tu es un animal domestique ! Moi, je suis un animal de compagie...


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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DRESSAGE

M : Je lui donne la patte... il me donne le sucre... Cronch ! Miom ! Je l'ai parfaitement conditionné, ce con...


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si je pouvais choisir le jour de ma mort,
je choisirais plutôt le lendemain.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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There are also a lot of nice buildings in Haiphong. What their
contributions are to the war effort I don't know, but the desire to
bomb a virgin building is terrific.
-- Commander Henry Urban Jr.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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LW: Attention ! Le groupe fr.bio.canauxioniques va bientôt être supprimé.
MB: Quelle en est la raison ?
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - L'entropie vaincra ! -+-


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was
the closest our country has ever been to being even.
-- The Best of Will Rogers


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 09:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Člověk, kterému se nikdo nezamlouvá, je na tom mnohem hůř než člověk,
který se nezamlouvá nikomu.
-- Rochefoucauld


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Il faut donc mettre ensemble la justice et la force,
et, pour cela, faire que ce qui est juste soit fort,
ou que ce qui est fort soit juste.
-+- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pensées V.298 -+-


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 08:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Q: How do you know your elephant had her period?
A: There's a nickel on your dresser and your mattress is missing.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A força não provem da capacidade fisica e sim de uma vontade
indomável.
-- Mahatma Gandhi


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les femmes pardonnent parfois à celui qui brusque l'occasion, mais
jamais à celui qui la manque.
-+- Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord -+-


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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C'est un droit* qu'à la porte on achète en entrant.
* Le droit de siffler au théâtre
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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В игре ума побеждает сильнейший.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"God is the anthropomorphized Aesop character who represents the
culmination of all the guilt (i.e. vulnerability) we feel whenever
our own megalomaniacal self-support structure (sense of internal reality
control) fails to distract us from the dread of our imminent demise."
[Br0d Barkett]


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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comment on faitpour etre un bot???????
c'est omportant svp
-+- KoRnEr07 in Guide du Petit Joueur: Ghost in the Shell -+-


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Professore: "Quali sono le condizioni indispensabili per la sopravvivenza
della razza umana?".
Studente: "Cibo, acqua e senso dell'umorismo".
Professore: "E le donne?".
Studente: "E' li' che ci vuole senso dell'umorismo!".


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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... So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even
worse is, our standards keep changing. Take Playboy magazine. Back in the
1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was
considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever
showed was women's breasts. Granted, any given one of these breasts would
have provided adequate shelter for a family of four, but the overall effect
was no more explicit than many publications we think nothing of today, such
as Sports Illustrated's Annual Nipples Poking Through Swimsuits Issue.
-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 04:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nejvyšší velmistr otevřel oči. Ležel na zádech a bratr Žumpa se
mu právě chystal vtisknout polibek života. Už pouhá myšlenka na to, že by
k tomu mohlo dojít, stačila rychle převést oběť přes hranice vědomí zpět
k životu.
-- T. Pratchett: Stráže! Stráže!


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vivere sulla Terra puo' essere costoso, ma include un viaggio gratuito
all'anno intorno al Sole.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 02:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Aj z jednej iskry bývaju rozsiahle požiare.
-- Lucretius


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Bibel ist ein Buch, von Menschen geschrieben, wie alle Bücher. Von
Menschen, die etwas anders waren als wir, weil sie in etwas anderen
Zeiten lebten, etwas simpler in manchen Stücken waren als wir, dafür
aber auch sehr viel unwissender. Also ein Buch, worin manches Wahre
und manches Falsche, manches Gute und manches Schlechte enthalten ist.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Do hotelu w Związku Radzieckim pozna pora przybył podróżny:
- Poproszę o pokój na jedna noc.
- Niestety, mamy tylko wolne jedno miejsce w pokoju pięcioosobowym.
- Może być, w końcu to tylko jedna noc - odpowiedział podróżny i pomaszerował
do wskazanego pokoju.
Ułożył się wygodnie i zamierzał zasnąć, ale współtowarzysze grali w brydża,
opowiadali sobie kawały i co chwila wybuchali głośnym śmiechem.
Podróżny ubrał się i zszedł do recepcji:
- Poproszę 5 herbat na górę za jakieś 10 minut.
Wrócił do pokoju i mówi:
- Panowie tak swobodnie opowiadacie sobie dowcipy, a przecież tutaj może być
założony podsłuch.
- Co pan! w hotelu?
- Możemy to łatwo sprawdzić. Panie kapitanie! poproszę 5 herbat pod 14!
Rzeczywiście, w tym momencie przynoszą herbatę. Współtowarzysze z lekką obawą
kładą się spać. Rano podróżny wstaje i widzi że prócz niego w pokoju nie ma
nikogo. Schodzi do recepcji:
- Co się stało z moimi współlokatorami?
- Rano zabrała ich milicja.
- A mnie dlaczego nie zabrali?
- Bo kapitanowi spodobał się ten dowcip z herbatą.


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Více než jednou, ale méně než třikrát urči velikost fyzikální či
chemické veličiny, a méně než dvakrát, ale více než nulkrát použij způsobu
obrábění, jímž se části materiálu od sebe oddělují.
-- Česká přísloví ve vědecké češtině


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 00:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Пословицы - это драгоценные украшения из пяти слов, вечно сверкающие на
указательном пальце времени.
-- А.Теннисон


on the mercredi 23 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)