dimanche, novembre 20, 2016

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Ah les salauds ! Vous allez finir par me faire passer pour un affreux
jojo, moi qui suis sensible et tendre comme un agneau ;-)
-+- EJ in Guide du modérateur pervers - et la tendresse bordel ? -+-


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Cos'e' un isotopo?
- E' un animale che fa: "Isosquit! Isosquit!".


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Kiwi fade, aptéryx, quel jambon vous gâchez !
-- Zalmanski, Alain


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Все ясно ревности - а доказательств нет!
-- М.Ю. Лермонтов


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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[32m题目:《春日》
作者:秦观(1049-1100)
一夕轻雷落万丝,霁光浮瓦碧参差。
有情芍药含春泪,无力蔷薇卧晓枝。


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Slavným lidem je pomníkem celá zem.
-- Thukydides


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Leggi per i Programmatori:
1. Qualsiasi programma, quando funziona, e' obsoleto.
2. Qualsiasi programma costa di piu' e ci mette di piu'.
3. Se un programma e' utile, dovra' essere cambiato.
4. Se un programma e' inutile, dovra' essere documentato.
5. Ogni programma si espandera' fino ad occupare
tutta la memoria disponibile.
6. Il valore di un programma e' proporzionale
all'ingombro del suo output.
7. La complessita' di un programma si arresta
dopo aver oltrepassato le capacita' del programmatore.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Le rituel de l'échange est le rituel majeur
de la neutralisation de la violence.
-+- Jacques Attali, Les Trois Mondes -+-


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Chi l'ha duro la vince.
-- walti@gensof


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Shamus: A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the
temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at
the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's
a joke about that:

A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in the middle of a
service,
"Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The cantor, not to be bested, also cries out,
"Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The shamus, deeply moved, follows suit and cries,
"Oh, Lord, I am nobody!"
The rabbi turns to the cantor and says,
"Look who thinks he's nobody!"


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jede Generation lächelt über die Väter, lacht über die Großväter und
bewundert die Urgroßväter.
-- William Somerset Maugham


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'atomisme était la doctrine, par excellence, des choesttes.
-+- Gaston Bachelard -+-


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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E M U C E
M A L E C
U L E L U
C E L A M
E C U M E
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mich erstaunen Leute, die das Universum begreifen wollen, wo es
schwierig genug ist, in Chinatown zurechtzukommen.
-- Woody Allen (eigentlich: Woody Stewart)


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hackers have kernel knowledge.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Czołem chłopaki
- Czołem Gene
- Jakieś wiadomości ?
- Nie
- Do jutra Gene
- Shibby.
- Skąd znasz Gena?
- Myślałem, że to twój kumpel.
- Nie! Nie znam go!


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 15:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Krásné ženy ponechejme mužům bez fantazie.
-- Proust


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Was vonseiten der Monarchen in den Zeitungen gedruckt wird,
nimmt sich nicht gut aus; denn die Macht soll handeln und nicht
reden. Was die Liberalen vorbringen, lässt sich immer lesen; denn der
Übermächtigte, weil er nicht handeln kann, mag sich wenigstens redend
äußern. "Lasst sie singen, wenn sie nur bezahlen!", sagte Mazarin,
als man ihm die Spottlieber auf eine neue Steuer vorlegte.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 564


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 14:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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ЛЖЕнщина.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tout le monde se plaint de sa mémoire,
et personne ne se plaint de son jugement.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 89 -+-


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ordinariamente, la mente umana lavora solo per il dieci percento delle sue
capacita' -- il resto e' overhead del sistema operativo.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pokud by Apoléna byla vůbec ochotná připustit nějakou silnou
emoci, pak by přiznala, jak těžce je dotčena tím, že vlastně stačí změna
účesu k tomu, aby se mohla vydávat za mladíka. Nemusela si ani stahovat
hruď, což, jak slyšela, byla v podobných případech obvyklá praxe. Příroda
už sama dohlédla na to, aby v této oblasti neměla žádné potíže.
-- T. Pratchett: Podivný regiment


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism
in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with
the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jakmile lidé pochopí a ve vlastní praxi otestují nové myšlenky, uvidí
zřetelněji jejich výhody. Změnu plánujte společně se svým týmem, zapojte
jej do tvůrčího procesu; vyvoláte tak zájem a entuziasmus. Lidé, kteří
pracují pro progresivní firmy, jsou přirozeně hrdi jak na firemní
příslušnost, tak na svoji práci. Starším lidem trvá déle přizpůsobit se
změně. Je proto důležité poskytnout jim zvláštní odbornou a psychologickou
pomoc.
-- Coleman, Barrie


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 11:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-- Jean Cocteau


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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VA' DOVE TI PORTA IL QUORUM:
Domenica 18 aprile si vota per il Referendum abrogativo del 25% di
quota proporzionale nell'attribuzione dei seggi alla Camera dei Deputati.
Poiche' pero' il risultato della votazione sara' valido solo se si recheranno
alle urne almeno il 50% + 1 degli aventi diritto al voto, alla fine tutto
dipendera' se il 18 fara' bel tempo o meno.
Nel frattempo, come ogni volta prima di referendum o elezioni,
fervono i sondaggi e le statistiche su svariati campioni della popolazione.
Ne abbiamo voluto fare uno anche noi, e ne e' uscito un quadro a dir poco
allarmante: secondo il nostro sondaggio, risulta che il 99.6% degli
italiani non e' mai stato intervistato per un sondaggio.
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Osoba utrzymująca, że Bill Gates pojawił się jak rycerz w lśniącej zbroi, by
wyprowadzić wszystkich klientów z bagna technologicznego chaosu nie bierze
pod uwagę faktu, że to właśnie on, rozprzestrzeniając przestarzałą
technologię, był owego chaosu przyczyną.

--- Douglas Adams, autor
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
pełny tekst: http://www.mg.co.za/mg/news/adams.html


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Minha mulher se divorciou de mim alegando incompatibilidade.
Alem disso, acho que ela me odiava.
-- Oscar Levant


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Things past redress and now with me past care.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La femme ne voit jamais ce qu'on fait pour elle,
elle ne voit que ce qu'on ne fait pas.
-+- Georges Courteline -+-


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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On ne peut pas transporter partout avec soi le cadavre de son père.
-+- Guillaume Apollinaire -+-


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Utišuj bolesti druhého a tvé vlastní se umenší.
-- Jan Špáta, Nedělní Lidové noviny


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Opravdové přátelství se může zakládat jen na spojení podobných povah.
-- Beethoven


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La route se poursuit sans fin
Descendant de la porte où elle commença.
Maintenant, loin en avant, la route s'étire
Et je dois suivre, si je le puis,
La parcourant d'un pied avide,
Jusqu'à ce qu'elle rejoigne quelque voie plus grande
Où se joignent maints chemins et maintes courses.
Et vers quel lieu, alors? Je ne saurais le dire.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Se não existe vida fora da Terra, então o universo é um grande desperdício de espaço."

-- Carl Sagan


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wer ihn als einen Gott der Liebe preist, denkt nicht hoch genug von
der Liebe selber. Wollte dieser Gott nicht auch Richter sein? Aber der
Liebende liebt jenseits von Lohn und Vergeltung.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (Zarathrustra IV)


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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13:59 Dans l'eternel desir d'en savoir plus: que signifie "lol"?
14:01 13.59 en français, ca veut dire mdr
14:03 Bon dans la serie le neuneu s'obstine: mdr signifie quoi en bon
francais de plus de trois caracteres??? Me dites pas tgf ou je
pique une crise!



on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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> Allez, soyez sympa ... traduisez-lui "linux"
Linux, c'est comme le miel : c'est vachement bon mais ça attire les
mouches. En plus, ça colle aux doigts et on a du mal à s'en défaire.
-+- TP in: Guide du linuxien pervers - "Barrez vous les mouches !"


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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The ecumenical movement has reached a milestone with the agreement on the
text of the first Jewish-Catholic prayer -- one that begins "Oy vay, Maria".


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Счастье - в предчувствии счастья.
-- А.В.Вампилов


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<mteg> chmod g+rw /dev/mixer
<ojama> hehe
<wysek> mteg: hm, i co dalej?
<mteg> i nobody do grupy mikser
<mteg> s/ks/x/
<wysek> a
<wysek> hm, no tak niby
<ojama> nie nalezy mnozyc bytow ponad potrzebe...
<mteg> ojama suidów też nie.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Женщина непобедима в умении сдаваться.
-- Т. Клейман


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Drei Dinge kommen mit dem Alter: 1. Gedächtnisschwund 2. uh.. um..


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!


on the dimanche 20 novembre 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)