vendredi, novembre 18, 2016

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- Perche' i dinosauri si sono estinti?
- Con quello che costa la verdura!
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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09:05 Si tu n'es pas content qu'on te dénonce quand tu joues au gr0
warL0rd, alors retourne au bac à sable. Un lamer n'a pas droit à
la moindre pitié.



on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?
And the Master answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.
It is that which has caused nations to build byways from City
to City upon which carts and coaches pass, and alongside which inns
have come to be built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.
And that is Fate? said the priest.
Fate... I thought you said Freight, responded the Master.
That's all right, said the priest. I wanted to know
what Freight was too.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Тому виднее, у кого рубль длиннее.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wie man kein Prophet im eignen Vaterland ist, so auch kein Redner und
Beredner gegen die eigne Frau.
-- Jean Paul


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
-- B. F. Skinner


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Законы бесполезны как для хороших людей, так и для дурных: первые не
нуждаются в законах, вторые от них не становятся лучше.
-- Демонакт; Демокрит


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Als er sich endlich eine Position geschaffen hatte, die es ihm
ermöglichte, alles zu sagen, was er dachte, dachte er nur noch an
seine Position.
-- Gabriel Laub


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nenechávejte vypracování popisu práce pouze na odbornících. Ti mohou
načrtnout výchozí směr, vás by však měl zajímat jeho obsah. To platí
hlavně pro vyšší místa. Každý nadřízený by měl mít hlavní slovo při
vytváření popisu práce svých podřízených. (str. 22)
-- Leigh


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 19:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"In medieval times, church bells were often consecrated to ward off
evil spirits. Because thunderstorms were attributed to the work
of demons, the bells would be rung in an attempt to stop the storms.
Lots of bellringers were killed by lightning."
["Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts" © 1979]


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мысль - это как бы клетка, в которую удалось разместить чувство.
-- А.Круглов


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Pomyšlení na něco takového ještě ani nezačalo uvažovat o pouhé
možnosti vstoupit mi na mysl," zabrblal Prosser a uvelebil se v blátě.
-- Douglas Adams: Stopařův průvodce po galaxii


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Tom Bola


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Uh-oh!! I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Leckdo neposlouchá ani rozumu, ani dobrých rad a chybuje vědomě
jenom ze strachu, aby nebyl nikým ovládán.
-- La Bruyere


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Come sei diventato veeeeecchio....!!!


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fini les 100 membres dont
seulement 5 postent des messages fréquemment et fini
les 1000 membres virtuels créés par un simple script Linux.
-- Jayce - Linux sa pu --


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Programmer en francais est plus rapide car notre cerveau parle francais
depuis la naissance et ne doit donc pas convertir.
-- Jayce - Évidemment, en allemand c'est plus dur. --


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Любой шаг в пропасть - последний.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Guardo National Geographic con lo stesso atteggiamento con cui guardo
Penthouse: per vedere luoghi meravigliosi dove non riusciro' mai ad
andare di persona.
-- Art Buchwald


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tu uccidi un uomo morto!
Vuol dire che c'e' una vedova in giro?
-- Conte Uguccione, "... a volte ritrombano"


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Old mail has arrived.


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Po necelých pěti minutách po příjezdu do Ovčího hřbetu vyšel
Mort od místního krejčího a na sobě měl volné hnědé oblečení nejistého
účelu, které si původní zákazník z očividného důvodu nevyzvedl. Na druhé
straně v něm zbývalo dost místa, kdyby byl Mort náhodou vyrostl, a to i
pro případ, že by vyrostl do podoby vícenohého slona.
-- T. Pratchett: Mort


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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The nearer to the church, the further from God.
-- John Heywood


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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<marc_> tu connais le Hurd ?
<Jayce> non
<Jayce> c quoi ?
<marc_> tu connais L4 ?
<Jayce> non plus, je connais pas bcp de language
-- Jayce - Et L5, c'est du poulet ? --


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Нет ничего более практичного, чем хорошая теория.
-- Роберт Оппенгеймер


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Блажен, кто посетил сей мир
В его минуты роковые!
-- Ф.Тютчев


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ryba sa kazí bez soli, človek bez priateľských rád.
-- Garczynski


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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BOFH excuse #446:

Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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12:15:00 <LCF> jak sprawdzic wersje sendmail'a ?
12:15:17 <elk> killall -9 sendmail
12:15:32 <LCF> elk: nie odzywaj sie wale
12:16:12 <elk> LCF: fuck you.
12:20:04 <LCF> to jak sprawdzic wersje sendmail'a ?
12:20:41 <LCF> oczywiscie elk'a nie widze wiec jak by cos pisal inteligentnego
(raczej nie mozliwe) to powiedzacie
12:23:17 <madball> telnet localhost 25
12:23:54 <LCF> ooo wsumie dopry pomysl
12:23:59 <madball> :)
12:24:01 <LCF> czemu ja tego nie wymyslilem ?
12:24:08 <LCF> jakis glupi dzisiaj jestem
12:24:21 <zdzichuBG> jak zwykle
12:25:27 <elk> rotfl.
12:25:51 <elk> LCF jest dzisiaj glupi, rotfl.
12:26:03 <LCF> elk: chyba ty


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un boscaiolo entra in un negozio specializzato in abiti per boscaioli
e chiede al commesso:
Boscaiolo: "Vorrei un vestito per andare a tagliare la legna".
Commesso: "Che taglia?".
Boscaiolo: "La legna, no?".
-- Marco Banino <mbanino@magnos.it>, it.hobby.umorismo


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Katz:
Gli uomini e le nazioni agiranno razionalmente solo quando tutte le
altre possibilita' saranno state esaurite.


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lorsqu'arrive le souffle noir,
que croît l'ombre de la mort
et que toute la lumière passe,
viens athelas! viens athelas!
Vie pour le mourant
dans la main du roi contenue.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "Le retour du roi"


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mlč, anebo řekni něco, co je lepší než mlčení.
-- Pythagoras


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<so_lame> x= Xb - ((Xb-Xa)*Zb)/(Zb-Za)
<mteg> hm. wypróbujmy
<so_lame> mteg ale ale... bez skrajnych przypadków proszę.
<so_lame> i niech Yb = Ya
<so_lame> mteg nie poszło ?
<mteg> so_lame w gruncie rzeczy
<mteg> z grubsza ...
<mteg> hm.
<so_lame> mteg no mów wprost że nie działa =)
<mteg> so_lame czekaj, sprawdzam na dużych obiektach ... :>
<mteg> (-63, 81, 94) beta = 42 gamma = 342 lens = -200 )???aaap aaap ????aaaa
qaa
<mteg> ?????Qa aaaaJ???????aap yQQPQQQ
qQQ??baaa
<mteg> ?\a qaaaa????? )??aap qaaa???? ???\aaa aaJ??'
???' aaaaJ?4QP' )WQaaP??'
???aaaJ??
<so_lame> :)
... Closing Link: mteg[mtg@shaerrawedd.elsat.net.pl] (Excess Flood)
... Connection closed from wroclaw.irc.pl: Success
... mteg [mtg@shaerrawedd.elsat.net.pl] has joined #(kanal)
<so_lame> sprawdził na bardzo duzych obiektach.


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is
paved with melting snowballs.
-- Larry Wall in <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com>


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Liberals who have actually read the Bible rationalize their adherence
to Christianity by saying that the Bible doesn't really mean what it
says. In calling themselves Christians, they are appropriating a
hallowed name and applying it to a made-up religion of their own."
[C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"]


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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15:42 faut que j'aille chié :-/
15:54 15:42 <plouf> ahh, ça va mieux... mais, mais, Y A PLUS DE PAPIER :-(
15:56 15:54 Utilise la doc fournie avec windows !
16:04 15:56 Le problème c'est qu'elle est fournie sur cdrom maintenant !
16:15 16:04 Ca me troue le cul :-/



on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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[Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man -- he loves
to see him work.
-- Winston Churchill


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Чистые руки - у того, кто работает в перчатках.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Munterbleiben, heute ist Weltuntergang!


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Arkadiusz Grzelczyk <magsys@lodz.pdi.net>:
Ktoś mi ostatnio poradził, abym się "przesiadł" z W'95 na Linuksa,
a jako nakładki graficznej użył Red Hata lub Debiana.


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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«Je suis en train de peaufiner les definitions de locales pour le vietnamien;
est-ce que pour l'ordre alphabetique les lettres A(, A^, DD, E^, O^, O+ et U+
sont bien considerées comme des lettres à part ?»
Pablo in Guide du linuxien pervers : "Les locales ? C'est simple !"


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 02:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Он слова умного не выговорил сроду,
Мне все равно, что за него, что в воду.
-- А.С.Грибоедов


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Bisogna mantenersi in forma. Mia nonna ha cominciato a camminare per 5
miglia al giorno quando aveva 60 anni. Adesso ne ha 97 e nessuno sa dove
diavolo sia.
-- Ellen DeGeneris


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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L'importante e' volersi bene.
-- Il sensitivo Solange, qualche istante prima di
litigare e tirare i capelli all'astrologa Sirio


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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(smoku zbliża się do so_lame, urzędującego na jego laptopie z okazji braku swojego sprzętu)

[smoku] zaraz? skąd macie roota ?
[so_lame] sobie wziąłem, boco?


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The so-called lessons of history are for the most part the rationalizations
of the victors. History is written by the survivors.
-- Max Lerner


on the vendredi 18 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)