mardi, novembre 15, 2016

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"Chi nj piace la cocc e lu vine puzza schiatta' ddumane matine".

Traduzione (letterale): "Colui il quale disdegna le attrattive della
sessualita' femminile nonche' il succo dell'ubertosa vite, soffra
repentina dipartita all'alba del nuovo giorno".
-- Proverbio abbruzzese, by Perle di Saggezza,
Roma - La Sapienza


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mi e' impossibile dirvi la mia eta': cambia tutti i giorni.
-- Alphonse Allais


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ženské nemají smysl pro nesmysl.
-- Werich


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Пусть некрасивые женщины будут пуританками. Ведь это их единственное
оправдание.
-- О. Уайльд


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Eu n�o fa�o piadas. Apenas observo o governo e relato os fatos.
-- Will Rogers


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Scusi, il 15 passa di qui?".
"No, il 15 sono a Milano".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Dieu n'est pas tout puissant : entre autres, il ne peut pas supprimer le
passé et il ne peut pas se supprimer lui-même.
-+- Cavanna, François -+-


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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V ženských podnicích se obvykle klade až přilišný důraz na detaily, přísně
se vyžaduje přesnost a až přehnaně se dbá o to, aby podnik navenek působil
zdatně (i když pravý opak stavu věcí bývá pravdou). Vcelku jeví ženský
podnik obvykle sklon k šetření a opatrnictví. Jestliže se ukáže, že se
snížily příjmy, podnik se honem snaží omezit výdaje a snížit dividendy.
Ve svém vystupování je zahleděn spíš sám do sebe a jen málokdy vyhledává
kontakty. (str. 36)
-- Parkinson


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES

SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis)
Plumage:
All clothes have a slightly crumpled look as though they came off the
top of the laundry basket. Style varies with status. Hacker managers
wear gray polyester slacks, pink or pastel shirts with wide collars,
and paisley ties; staff wears cinched-up baggy corduroy pants, white
or blue shirts with button-down collars, and penholder in pocket.
Both managers and staff wear running shoes to work, and a black
plastic digital watch with calculator.


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 19:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Опрос общественного мнения показал: врут - все!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Also another major deciding factor is availability of source code.
It just gives everybody a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there is
source code available to the product you are using. It allows everybody
to improve on the product and fix bugs etc. sooner that the author(s)
would get the time/chance to.
-- Atif Khan


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Critici si nasce, artisti si diventa, pubblico si muore.
-- Achille Bonito Oliva


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Schlechte Autoren sollte man vor, gute nach ihren Büchern
kennenlernen, um jenen die Bücher zu vergeben, und diese den Büchern.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Meglio essere folle per proprio conto che saggio con le opinioni altrui.
-- Friedrich Nietzche


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vor Frauenzimmern darf man bloß Männer loben.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Liz Taylor si e' risposata. L'eta' non conta quando uno decide di
rifarsi una vita. E i fianchi, la faccia...
-- Gabriella Ruisi


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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To be awake is to be alive. -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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J'ai emprunté ma chaumière
Aux puces et aux moustiques
Et j'ai dormi
-+- Issa -+-


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<taniwha> Knghtbrd: we should do a quake episode :knee deep in the code":
you run around shooting at bugs:)
<Knghtbrd> taniwha: I'll pass the idea on to OpenQuartz ;>


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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La guerre, c'est une chose trop grave pour la confier à des militaires.
-+- Georges Clémenceau -+-


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Conseil Debian nº 37 : vous voulez télécharger un paquet sans l'installer ?
Utilisez « aptitude download <nom du paquet> ».



on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Rozhodně není ani trochu profesionální, jestliže si lidé, kteří jsou
zaměstnanci a nikoli "vlastníky", sami vyplácejí platy a mimořádné odměny
vysoce přesahující to, co dostávají jejich vlastní kolegové, tj. ostatní
členové vedení. A není profesionální vyplácet sám sobě platy a mimořádné
odměny, které tak vysoce přesahují běžnou úroveň, že to vytváří sociální
napětí, závist a zášť. (str. 83)
-- Drucker


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Avevo una ragazza, dovevamo sposarci, ma c'era un conflitto religioso.
Lei era atea ed io agnostico. Non sapevamo *senza* quale religione
educare i figli.
-- Woody Allen


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Schönheit ohne Anmut ist ein Angelhaken ohne Köder.
-- Ninon de Lenclos


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to
deal with: death.
-- Michael Phelps


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 11:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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- Cosa deve fare uno zampone miope?
- Mettere le lenticchie.


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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If researchers wrote nursery rhymes...

Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,
Eating components of soured milk.
On at least one occasion,
along came an arachnid and sat down beside her,
Or at least in her vicinity,
And caused her to feel an overwhelming, but not paralyzing, fear,
Which motivated the patient to leave the area rather quickly.
-- Ann Melugin Williams


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Пессимист думает, что все женщины ветрены, а оптимист надеется,
что это так и есть.
-- Ч.Дипью


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die ewigen langweiligen leeren Vorübungen zum Kriege müssen dem
Soldaten ordentlich Sehnsucht nach einem freiern und treffenden
Realschießen machen.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lieber reich und gesund, als arm und krank,
denn was hat schon ein Armer von seiner Krankheit.


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 08:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!!


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink
that they may live.
-- Socrates


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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<jack_> Ty, weź powiedz lee o screenie i wget'ie, co?
00:46:37 <zdzichuBG> po co?
<jack_> Zgadnij
00:46:44 <zdzichuBG> teraz nie mam lagow z jego kompa
<jack_> On ssa wsio przez winde
00:47:06 <zdzichuBG> powaznie?
00:47:09 <zdzichuBG> cozagosc :)


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn der Mensch sich etwas vornimmt, so ist ihm mehr möglich, als man
glaubt.
-- Johann Heinrich Pestalozzi


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lada Mania [7 di 8]:
19. Perche' due possessori di Lada si riconoscono
immediatamente quando si incontrano?
Perche' si sono gia' visti la mattina in officina.
20. Qual e' la piu' piccola parte di una Lada?
Il cervello del proprietario.
21. Qual e' la differenza fra una Lada e una casa
d'appuntamenti?
Nessuna: ci si vergogna quando si entra e quando si esce,
ma ci si sta bene dentro.
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Vlastnický instinkt bývá často silnější než sebevětší láska a často bývá
také považován za tu největší lásku.
-- Dygat


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A pair of suburban couples who had known each other for quite some time
talked it over and decided to do a little conjugal swapping. The trade
was made the following evening and the newly arranged couples retired to
their respective houses. After about an hour of bedroom bliss, one of
the wives propped herself up on an elbow, looked at her new partner and
said: "Well, I wonder how the boys are getting along?"


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Copak je umění být mladý, když je Vám čtyřiadvacet let?
-- Chaplin


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Všichni jednotliví zástupci světové aviafauny vyzdvihují pouze
přednosti svého vlastního tělního pokryvu.
-- Česká přísloví ve vědecké češtině


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wo Blinde die Macht haben, brauchen Sehende Gewalt.


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pour l'année 2000, Elizabeth Teyssier a prévu beaucoup de changements,
mais je ne sais pas si elle a parlé de Debian, je regarderai son bouquin
ce soir et je te dis.
-+- DB sur debian-french : "manchot ascendant gnou" -+-


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Šel jsem sypat slonům zrní,
on tam stál nahý v trní.
Sloni se ho ulekli,
usekli mu kule kly.
-- Karel Plíhal: Nahý v trní


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Musím se zúčastnit, abych byl.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Кто не обожает недостатки той, которую он любит, тот не может сказать,
что он в самом деле влюблён.
-- П. Кальдерон


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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I live like a student, basically. And I like that,
because it means that money is not telling me what to do.
-- Richard Stallman


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Humor a satira jsou jako milenec a milenka: kde jednoho není, tam druhý
smutně hledí.
-- Jan Neruda


on the mardi 15 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)