samedi, novembre 12, 2016

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In einer irrsinnigen Welt vernünftig sein zu wollen, ist schon wieder
ein Irrsinn für sich.
-- François Marie Voltaire


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Нет ничего более практичного, чем хорошая теория.
-- Роберт Оппенгеймер


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Naší povinností je být užitečný ne podle našich přání, ale podle našich
schopností.
-- Amiel


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ils ne savaient pas que c'était impossible, alors ils l'ont fait.
-+- Mark Twain -+-


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Qui s'étonne ? Ouverts s'ennuient
Sept paravents qui volaient

Ô rage Ô dent ! L'eau bout froide
Nous vendangeons mes tricots

Vert kilomètre et pot vide
Sans vos bourricots on part

Nuit.. L'effroi d'Ovide arrive

-- Rapilly, Robert


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"The trouble is that God in this sophisticated, physicist's sense bears no
resemblance to the God of the Bible or any other religion. If a physicist
says God is another name for Planck's constant, or God is a superstring, we
should take it as a picturesque metaphorical way of saying that the nature
of superstrings or the value of Planck's constant is a profound mystery.
It has obviously not the smallest connection with a being capable of
forgiving sins, a being who might listen to prayers, who cares about
whether or not the Sabbath begins at 5pm or 6pm, whether you wear a veil
or have a bit of arm showing; and no connection whatever with a being
capable of imposing a death penalty on His son to expiate the sins of
the world before and after he was born. "
[Richard Dawkins]


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die ersten vierzig Jahre unseres Lebens liefern den Text, die
folgenden dreißig den Kommentar dazu.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some sheep's testicles
for a bet... God, that bloody sheep kicked him!"
-- Ripping Yarns


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 20:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Legge di Chevalier:
Non innamorarti mai di una persona con una luce piu' fioca
di quella che ti occorre per scegliere un vestito.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die ewigen langweiligen leeren Vorübungen zum Kriege müssen dem
Soldaten ordentlich Sehnsucht nach einem freiern und treffenden
Realschießen machen.
-- Jean Paul


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les femmes seraient charmantes si on pouvait tomber dans leur bras
sans tomber dans leurs mains.
-+- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) -+-


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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<dpg> americans are wierd....
<xtifr> californians even weirder
<Knghtbrd> xtifr has a point ...


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mozog je aparát, pomocou ktorého si myslíme, že myslíme.
-- Tuwim


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A midget had a date with a very tall girl. It was a quiff-hanger.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Phantasie ist unser guter Genius oder unser Dämon.
-- Immanuel Kant


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Meglio di tutto e' non essere mai nati. Il secondo meglio e' morire presto.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Когда ты говоришь о женщинах, подумай о своей матери.
-- испанская пословица


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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La moderna programmazione consiste in una corsa tra i tecnici software,
che si sforzano di fare programmi a prova d'idiota sempre piu' grandi
e sempre migliori, e l'Universo, che prova a produrre idioti sempre
piu' grandi e sempre piu' bravi.
Al momento, e' in testa l'universo.
-- Rich Cook


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un journal coupé en morceau, ça n'intéresse aucune femme. Par contre,
une femme coupée en morceau, ça intéresse les journaux.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ein Helikopter-Pilot hat in den tiefen Wolken und Dunst über Seattle
bei Funk-und Navigationsausfall die Orientierung verloren. Er fliegt
zu einem Hochhaus und zeigt ein Schild mit der Aufschrift "WO BIN
ICH?". Kurz danach wird im Hochhaus ein großes Schild gezeigt: "IN
EINEM HELIKOPTER!". Ein Blick auf die Karte, der Pilot grinst, winkt
und fliegt auf direktem Weg zum Flugplatz Seantar. Nach der Landung
fragt der Kopilot, wie er aus dieser Information seine Position
erarbeitet habe. Antwort: "Das mußte das Microsoft-Haus sein. Die
Antwort war typisch MS-Hilfe: Technisch korrekt aber völlig
unbrauchbar."


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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(Comunicato Ansia.)
Comunicato dell'Unione Stitici Italiani:
"Chi non la fa l'aspetti...".
-- Notizie dall'interno - Il TG di Max Cipollino
(Massimo Boldi)


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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La gravitation n'est pas responsable des gens qui tombent amoureux.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
-- Joan Rivers


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Сухая ложка рубль бережёт.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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> "Si une photo n'est pas bonne, c'est quelle est mauvaise"
> L'auteur désire rester anonyme (les feux de la rampe lui font peur)
Je le connais, il a dit aussi "si elle est floue, c'est qu'elle est pas
nette" ... mais de quoi parlait-il d'ailleurs ?
-+- Jérôme à Daniel, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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ATROCITÉ

P : Pourquoi t'as acheté le CD de "Notre dame de Paris" ? T'aimes ça ?
M : Nan ! C'est une preuve pour les générations futures... Les révisionnistes ne pourront pas dire que ça n'a pas existé !


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 10:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Когда человек употребляет свой разум на разрешение вопросов о том, зачем существует
мир и зачем он сам живет в этом мире, с человеком делается что-то вроде дурноты,
головокружения.
-- Л.Н.Толстой


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Prorok je ten, kdo vidí daleko dopředu, ale zároveň vidí všechno kolem
sebe, protože budoucnost začíná dnes.
-- Konstantin Eduardovič Ciolkovskij


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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No use getting too involved in life -- you're only here for a limited time.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Money isn't everything -- but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
-- Sir Edmond Stockdale


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 08:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Was man auch Gutes über uns sagen mag: Man sagt uns nichts Neues.
-- François de La Rochefoucault


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .... everyone was
eating paper and a policeman was at the door. Now all you have to do is
bend a disk."
- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity,
commenting on the benefits of using computers in support of their movement


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Seuls ceux qui sont intellectuellement perdus acceptent d'argumenter.
-+- Oscar Wilde -+-


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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> Passe que moi, au départ, j'avais fait informatique comme études, pas
> NT, et je voudrais revenir à mon métier premier.
-+- BB in Guide du Linuxien pervers - Bien configurer son metier.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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P�-de-atleta � uma doen�a facilmente cur�vel. C�rebro de atleta n�o
tem cura.
-- Mill�r Fernandes


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Les femmes ont à leur disposition deux armes terribles, le fard et
les larmes. Heureusement pour les hommes, elles ne peuvent pas se
servir des deux en même temps.
-+- Marilyn Monroe -+-


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ein Problem ist halb gelöst, wenn es klar formuliert ist.
-- John Dewey


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 05:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Kto nemá peniaze, je chudobný, kto nemá druha, je chudobnejší,
kto nemá srdce, je najchudobnejší.
-- Turgenev


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 04:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Благородный человек движется вверх, низкий человек движется вниз.
-- Конфуций


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Jsme jen prach a stín.
-- Q. Flaccus Horatius


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Je to politováníhodné, že lidé odhazují tolik dobrých věcí jen
proto, že jsou nezdravé.
-- Twain


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I 40 anni sono quell'eta' in cui ci si sente finalmente giovani.
Ma e' troppo tardi.
-- Pablo Picasso


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Un poliziotto rientra tardi a casa, si leva la divisa e, al buio, si
infila nel letto. La moglie, con un filo di voce, lo supplica di andare
in farmacia a comprarle delle aspirine per il suo tremendo mal di testa,
e lui, premurosissimo, si riveste - sempre al buio - e corre via. Come
entra nel negozio, il farmacista lo guarda perplesso e gli chiede:
"Scusi, ma lei non faceva il poliziotto?". "Certo...". "E allora cosa
ci fa con una divisa da pompiere?".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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No guts, no glory.


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Не люблю смотреться в зеркало, годами не подхожу к нему, а тут как-то глянул:
"Боже, как оно постарело!"
-- М. Генин


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tempi corrotti:
C'e' chi si scandalizza del livello di corruzione raggiunto in
Italia. Non bisogna dimenticare pero' che in Francia, Spagna, Grecia,
Germania e Gran Bretagna si segnalano casi analoghi di corruzione. In
pratica, grazie a Necci e Pacini Battaglia siamo gia' a pieno titolo in
Europa. Per non parlare della corruzione negli Stati Uniti, in
Giappone, e in quell'altra grande nazione dove la mafia ormai
spadroneggia incontrastata nei mercati e negli ambiti del potere.
Ah, no: e' sempre l'Italia.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the samedi 12 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)