mercredi, novembre 09, 2016

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Большое число соучастников не оправдывает преступления.
-- Т.Фуллер


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Lafontaine fragt Genscher: "Wer ist das: Deiner Eltern Kind, aber
weder Dein Bruder noch Deine Schwester?"
Genscher grübelt: "Das bin ich."
Helmut hatte gelauscht und stellte nun Blüm die gleiche Frage.
Norbert kommt nicht drauf, darauf Helmut: "Na Mensch - das
ist der Genscher!"


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Das beste vom Sonntag ist der Samstagabend.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Как заиметь друга?
- Хочешь иметь друга - купи собаку.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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lp1 a fuoco
-- Uno dei piu' offuscati messaggi del kernel


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Искусственный интеллект - инструмент поверки интеллектуального искусства.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tu bi or not tu bi

EYE -- Interjeicao de dor: EYE que dor de cabe�a


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Antichrist. Fluch auf das Christenthum.
35.
Dieser "frohe Botschafter" starb wie er lebte, wie er lehrte - nicht
um "die Menschen zu erlösen", sondern um zu zeigen, wie man zu leben
hat. Die Praktik ist es, welche er der Menschheit hinterliess: sein
Verhalten vor den Richtern, vor den Häschern, vor den Anklägern und
aller Art Verleumdung und Hohn, - sein Verhalten am Kreuz. Er
widersteht nicht, er vertheidigt nicht sein Recht, er thut keinen
Schritt, der das Äusserste von ihm abwehrt, mehr noch, er fordert es
heraus... Und er bittet, er leidet, er liebt mit denen, in denen, die
ihm Böses thun ... Die Worte zum Schächer am Kreuz enthalten das ganze
Evangelium. "Das ist wahrlich ein göttlicher Mensch gewesen, ein Kind
Gottes" sagt der Schächer. "Wenn du dies fühlst - anwortet der Erlöser
- so bist du im Paradiese, so bist auch du ein Kind Gottes ..." Nicht
sich wehren, nicht zürnen, nicht verantwortlich-machen ... Sondern
auch nicht dem Bösen widerstehen, - ihn lieben...
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mon tuant goupil beige a cogné
sur un de vos neuf oiseux chiens.
-- Esposito-Farese, Gilles


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Компакт диск Windows 98 представляет собой превосходную мишень
для стрельбы по тарелочкам.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Junggesellen sollten hohe Steuern zahlen. Es ist nicht gerecht, daß
einige Männer glücklicher sein sollen als andere.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Eines Tages saß Descartes schon längere Zeit in einem Cafe. Kommt die
Kellnerin zu ihm und fragt: "Wünschen Sie noch etwas zu trinken?"
"Nein" antwortete Descartes, "ich denke nicht" - woraufhin er sich
sofort auflöste und verschwand.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Vola al Cinema". Ma poi che faccio, entro dal tetto?
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vidět daleko, a dojít tam, není totéž.
-- Brancusi


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wpis w dzienniczku ucznia:

Mariusz narysował w zeszycie do niemieckiego członek męski
i wmawia nauczycielce, że to św. Mikołaj.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Assioma di McGowan della Madison Avenue:
Se un articolo e' esposto come "a meno di 50$", puoi scommettere
che non e' 19.95$.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Učený hlupák je větší hlupák, než hlupák nevzdělaný.
-- Moliére


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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You see things; and you say "Why?"
But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah"
[No, it wasn't J. F. Kennedy. Ed.]


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 14:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that
it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent." I suppose that
apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not
merit equal time in physics classrooms."
[Stephen J. Gould]


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 14:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Для одних красота в волосах, для других - в лысине.
-- малайская пословица


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Era cosi' grasso che l'autoambulanza, per portarlo in ospedale, dovette
fare due viaggi."
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Firme que nem palanque em banhado.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ouch! That felt good!
-- Karen Gordon


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Linux ext2fs has been stable for a long time, now it's time to break it
-- Linuxkongreß '95 in Berlin


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 11:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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LUIGI MIRANDELLO - Autore siciliano ammiratore di Goldoni.
DARIO NO - Premio Nobel che ha rifiutato l'Ambrogino d'Oro.
GRAZIA DELENDA - Autrice di un'epopea su Cartagine.
GIANNI ROTARI - Autore di editti sui fanciulli.
SIMONE DE BOIR - Autrice etilista.
-- Il "Dizzionario", di Umberto Eco, con "L'Espresso",
postato su it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Nous sommes plus près d'aimer ceux qui nous haïssent
que ceux qui nous aiment plus que nous ne voulons.
-+- François de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680), Maximes 321 -+-


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Советские холодильники время от времени испытывают бурный оргазм.


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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De la foi des chrétiens les mystères terribles
D'ornements égayés ne sont pas susceptibles.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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JCB: "premiers-pas" c'est une enseigne [] pour les gens un peu paumés
LW: Sans compter qu'un groupe spécifique pour les questions des FAQ
permet de réaliser un robot qui maile 'RTFM' à chaque intervant.
-+- Laurent in guide du Linuxien pervers - "Soyons pratiques !" -+-


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Лучший способ предвидеть что будет - помнить о том, что было.
-- Галифакс


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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La compréhension n'admet pas l'infini pour l'infini mais en vue de
l'infini.
-+- Proclus, Commentaire à Euclide -+-


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mladí lidé mají sklon myslet si, že jsou moudří, jako si opilí myslí,
že jsou střízliví.
-- Chesterfield


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Láska je jako děcko, touží po všem, co má na očích.
-- Shakespeare


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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alta, v: To change; make or become different; modify.
ansa, v: A spoken or written reply, as to a question.
baa, n: A place people meet to have a few drinks.
Baaston, n: The capital of Massachusetts.
baaba, n: One whose business is to cut or trim hair or beards.
beea, n: An alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and hops, often
found in baas.
caaa, n: An automobile.
centa, n: A point around which something revolves; axis. (Or
someone involved with the Knicks.)
chouda, n: A thick seafood soup, often in a milk base.
dada, n: Information, esp. information organized for analysis or
computation.
-- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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20:03 mon Dieu pardonnez moi, je suis en train de pecher...
20:05 20:03 ça mord ?
20:12 20:05 j'espere bien que non! sinon elle va me faire mal...



on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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BOUDDHISME

P : Il paraît que dans une vie antérieure j'étranglais des petits chats... Pour me punir, j'ai été transformé en chat... Je crois que je n'ai pas fini d'être réincarné en chat !


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts.
-- Steven Pearl


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wer seiner eigenen Sache untreu wird, kann nicht erwarten, daß ihn
andere achten.
-- Albert Einstein


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Гений искусства стоит в табели о рангах выше, чем гений науки: мы знали бы
сегодня законы падения тел без Галилея, законы небесной механики без Кеплера,
но симфоний Бетховена не было бы без Бетховена.
-- В.Нернст


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Propouštění zaměstnanců je mnohem obtížnější než jejich přijímání.
-- Walker


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Wenn ich so bin, wie ich bin, bin ich ich!


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Rzezacz se znovu zamyslel. Měl výraz sekačky na trávu, která právě
zjistila, že si tráva založila odbory.
-- T. Pratchett: Hrrr na ně!


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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hymne au w, hymne au "why ?"
-- Schmitter, Frédéric


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 01:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Наука не может быть виновата. Виноваты только те люди, которые плохо используют ее
достижения.
-- Ф.Жолио-Кюри


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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There was a young man named Zerubbabel
Who had only one real, and one rubber ball.
When they asked if his pleasure
Was only half measure,
He replied, "That is highly improbable."


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Тот, кто восстает против разумных истин, раздувает их огонь; искры
разлетаются повсюду и зажигают свет.
-- И.Гете


on the mercredi 9 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)