dimanche, novembre 06, 2016

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Snižovat počty zaměstnanců, abychom omezili náklady, znamená zapřahat
koně za vůz. Jediná možnost jak snížit náklady je restrukturovat
práci. Výsledkem toho pak bude redukce počtu lidí, kteří jsou nezbytní
k vykonávání určité práce. Redukce možná daleko drastičtější než to
nejradikálnější snižování počtu pracovníků. Tlaku nákladů by se rozhodně
mělo vždy využít jako příležitost k novému promyšlení a novému uspořádání
činností. (str. 96)
-- Drucker


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy
that they didn't rehearse at all. And so the first time when I found that out,
I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and
the next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece
_Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed. The Dutch people were ashamed
and they invited me to come to the Holland festival and they promised to
rehearse. And when I got to Amsterdam they had changed the orchestra, and
again, they hadn't rehearsed. So they were no more prepared the second time
than they had been the first. I gave them a lecture and told them to cancel
the performance; they then said over the radio that i had insisted on their
cancelling the performance because they were "insufficiently Zen."
Can you believe it?
-- composer John Cage, "Electronic Musician" magazine, March 88, pg. 89


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Le seul moyen de découvrir les limites du possible est de s'aventurer
un peu au delà dans l'impossible.
-+- Arthur C. Clarke -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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"Ammiraglio, lei mi ha deluso per l'ultima volta."
-- Darth Fener, in "Guerre Stellari"


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Любовь рождается из ничего и умирает из-за всего.
-- Карр


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 21:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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La rigueur ne peut provenir que d'une correction radicale de
l'intuition.
-+- Gaston Bachelard -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A guy comes into a bar with a frog and sets it down next to the prettiest
girl there.
"This is a very special frog," he informs her. "His name is Charlie."
"What's so special about this frog?" she asks.
He's reluctant to tell her, but when pressed, explains that,
"This frog can eat pussy."
The girl slaps him, knocking him off his chair, and accuses him of telling her
a filthy lie. But no, he assures her, it's completely true. And after much
discussion, she agrees to come back to his apartment to see the frog in action.
She positions herself appropriately, the guy carefully takes out the frog, and
says, "Okay, Charlie, do your stuff!" The frog is immobile, despite his
owner's exhortations, and the girl starts to snicker.
"Okay, Charlie, do your stuff!"
"C'mon Charlie, do your stuff!"
By now, the girl is laughing openly.
"Okay, Charlie," says the guy, moving the frog out of the way, "I'm
only going to show you one more time."


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Frasi tratte da vere valutazioni sul rendimento di lavoro.
Stampate su "Fortune Magazine" del 21 Luglio 1997 [2 di 2]:

"Dire che ha una intelligenza profonda e' come dire che una pozzanghera
in un parcheggio e' un abisso".

"Questa giovane ha delle manie di adeguatezza".

"Si pone delle mete molto facili da raggiungere e poi regolarmente non
riesce a raggiungerle".

"Questo impiegato sta privando, da qualche parte, un villaggio
del suo idiota".

"Questo impiegato dovrebbe andare lontano - E prima ci va, meglio e'".


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si la vérité vous offense,
La fable au moins se peut souffrir.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Lion amoureux (Fables IV.1) -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Riprendi l'amico in segreto, e lodalo in palese.
-- Leonardo, "Scritti letterari"


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les Furies étaient vierges, d'où leur rage.
-+- Victor Hugo -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
-- Henry Clay


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Não tenho medo de nada. A não ser de minha mulher

--Soichiro Honda


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Хуже водки, лучше нет


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 17:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Fottere un repubblicano alle elezioni e' il piacere piu' grande che un
uomo possa concedersi senza togliersi i pantaloni.
-- Gerald Baliles


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Нередко нам пришлось бы стыдиться своих самых благородных поступков, если бы
окружающим были известны наши побуждения.
-- Ларошфуко


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tizio: "Provi ad avvicinarsi alla contessa e io la faccio a pezzi!".
Allen: "Se un uomo mi dicesse quello che lei mi ha detto, lo ucciderei!".
Tizio: "Ma io sono un uomo!".
Allen: "Beh, intendevo un uomo un po' meno alto...".
-- Woody Allen


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Několik vrahů se tázavě podívalo na dr. Kruxminora a jejich ruce
sjely k různým částem oděvu. Zavrtěl hlavou. Možná, že jeho opatrnost měla
něco společného s tím, jakým způsobem položil Karotka ruku na jílec svého
meče, ale mohlo to být i tím, že i vrazi mají, koneckonců, jistý morální
kód. Bylo nečestné zabít někoho, za koho jste nedostali zaplaceno.
-- T. Pratchett: Muži ve zbrani


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Keine Fehler sind von den Besten schwerer zu verzeihen als die der
besten Menschen.
-- Jean Paul (eig. Johann Paul Friedrich Richter)


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Chcesz złoto? Dużo złota? Al + Cu => Au + Cl ...


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 14:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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The most effective way to cope with change is to help create it.
-- L. W. Lynett


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Packungsaufschriften US-amerikanischer Produkte:
Auf einer chinesischen Weihnachts-Lichterkette:
Nur zur Benutzung innerhalb und außerhalb des Hauses.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Lenoch je ten, kdo nepředstírá že pracuje.
-- Allais


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Промедление смерти подобно.
-- Петр I; Ломоносов


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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В мире существует только один способ одержать верх в споре - это уклониться от него.
-- Дейл Карнеги


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Qu'un sou quand il est assuré
Vaut mieux que cinq en espérance.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Berger et la Mer (Fables IV.2) -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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On Thu, 21 Sep 2000, Michal Zalewski wrote:

> help

O tak, to bylo przebiegle.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A contradi��o � privil�gio das mulheres bonitas, dos homens inteligentes e
dos governos realistas.
-- Roberto Campos (Bob Field), pol�tico brasileiro


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'injustice est une mère qui n'est jamais stérile et qui produit des
enfants dignes d'elle.
-+- Adolphe Tiers -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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* shortc wants to get in one of knghtbrd's sigs one of these days.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Cara Signora Buone Maniere:
Per favore, mi elenchi alcuni modi eleganti per rimuovere la saliva
di un uomo dal proprio viso.

Gentile Lettrice:
Per favore, mi elenchi alcuni modi decenti per acquisire la saliva
di un uomo sul proprio viso...


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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< crevette> sekhmetal: mutt tu l'utilise pour te donner un cote rebel aupres des filles
< sekhmetal> des filles ?
< crevette> ah pardon, aupres d'arachne
#debian-fr


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Le leggi naturali non hanno pieta'.
-- R. A. Heinlein, "Lazarus Long l'immortale"


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Do not pick the flowers.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. That
the love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable of
destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love so
deeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being.
-- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Толстячок - а приятно


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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F: Was haben seit der Rechtschreibreform Jesus Christus und ein Opel
Vectra gemeinsam?
A: Es sind beides Märtyrer.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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ОПТИМУМ РОБЕРТА ФРОСТА
Лучший выход наружу - всегда насквозь.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der neueste Gedanke altert unter der Hand eines gemeinen
Schrift(stellers), der älteste verjüngt sich unter der Hand eines
guten.
-- Jean Paul


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Das Was des Kunstwerks interessiert die Menschen mehr als das
Wie; jenes können sie einzeln ergreifen, dieses im ganzen nicht
fassen. Daher kommt das Herausheben von Stellen, wobei zuletzt, wenn
man wohl aufmerkt, die Wirkung der Totalität auch nicht ausbleibt,
aber jedem unbewusst.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1245


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 03:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Qu'y a-t-il de pire qu'une femme ?
Deux femmes.
-+- Jean Cocteau -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 02:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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>>Je vous écrit de mon portable débianisé !
>Des soucis ? Sous Linucse[3] ? Bah, poste sur fcolc :)
J'attends qu'il y ait un fcolc.portable ;o)
-+- Flo in GFA : "Flo, fufeuse qui fufe sans fufer :)" -+-


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Conseil Debian nº 43 : vous souhaitez désactiver temporairement votre
pare-feu iptables ? Utilisez pour cela « iptables-save | sed
"/-/d;/^#/d;s/DROP/ACCEPT/" | iptables-restore » pour supprimer toutes les
règles et fixer les règles par défaut à ACCEPT.



on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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BUGS
Non ce ne sono! Be', forse uno o due.
-- Tratto dal `man popclient', autore Carl Harris
<ceharris@vt.edu>.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ar oíche Cinn an Dá Lá Dheáag beidh cuimhne grinn go héag.


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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PATAUGEOIRE

M : Allez ! Viens te baigner ! Au début, elle est froide, mais après...
P : ... elle est pleine de pisse ! Je sais...


on the dimanche 6 novembre 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0100)