mercredi, novembre 02, 2016

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Alle Hoffnungen sind naiv, aber wir leben von ihnen.
-- Primo Levi


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Bajka o oborze:
O Boże!


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<Bulba> ln -s herbata zoladek
<Bulba> zeby delikatnie to polinkowac
<Emsi> cat herbata | zoladek > klawiatura
<Bulba> strings buty | tie


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Не понимающий вашего молчания, вероятно, не поймет и ваших слов.
-- Э.Хаббард


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Глупость не только позволяет нам ошибаться, но и получать от этого удовольствие.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Descartes, né pour découvrir les erreurs de l'Antiquité, mais pour y
substituer les siennes.
-+- Voltaire -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 21:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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КОЛБАСНЫЙ ПРИНЦИП
Тем, кто любит колбасу и уважает закон, не стоит видеть, как
делается то и другое.


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Život bez zdraví je břemenem, se zdravím - radost a ples.
-- Longfellow


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how
hard it was to get any sleep.
"I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a
drunken chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled.
"That's terrible," the friend said." How'd you ever get any sleep?"
"At five o'clock I unlocked the door and let her out."


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Reich wird man nicht vom Geld, was man verdient, sondern von dem Geld,
was man nicht ausgibt.
-- Henry Ford


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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#pldhelp
17:12 < baf> Kto ma grę/film "Gdzie jest Nemo? PL"?
17:13 < [Spider_]> ja mam. wyslac ci na maila ?


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wer über gewisse Dinge den Verstand nicht verliert, der hat keinen zu
verlieren.
-- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Женщина пудрит себе лицо, чтобы пудрить мужчинам мозги.
-- К. Мелихан


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 17:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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503 Service Unavailable - Boli mnie głowa


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Crusher: Lei e' un tesoro, Capitano Scott. Una vera scoperta. L'unica
persona che abbia trascorso settantacinque anni sospeso in un
teletrasporto e in grado di raccontarlo. Ora, resti immobile,
d'accordo?
Scott: E' facile per lei dirlo. Il suo braccio non e' rimasto rotto per
settantacinque anni. Ohi!
-- "Il naufrago del tempo" (romanzo serie TNG)


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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You will be surprised by a loud noise.


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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> Mais c'est une manie !
Je vous prierai de la mettre en veilleuse. Ma réponse était polie et j'y
ai passé du temps malgrès votre attitude arrogante tout au long de ce fil.
-+- JCD in Guide du linuxien pervers - "Les modéros perdent patience" -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Voraussetzung für einen freien Staat ist ein Maximun an
Öffentlichkeit.
-- Karl Jaspers


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized
before we are fit to participate in society.
-- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly
Correct Behaviour"


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pewniak na maturę @ 2003:

00:43 <@SeC-> Gdzie w życiu można zastosować dewizę "Kernel panic"?
Odwołaj się do literatury średniowiecza.


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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We didn't put in ^^ because then we'd have to keep telling people what
it means, and then we'd have to keep telling them why it doesn't short
circuit. :-/
-- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org>


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 13:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Frauen mißtrauen Männern im Allgemeien zu sehr und im Besonderen zu
wenig.
-- Gustave Flaubert


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les hommes naissent libres et égaux en droits, ensuite ils se mettent à
boire.
-+- François Cavanna -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Свои способности человек может узнать, только попытавшись приложить
их.
-- Сенека Младший


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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En l'entreprise du mariage, chacun doit être arbitre
de ses propres pensées, et de soi-même conseil prendre.
-+- François Rabelais (1494?-1553), Tiers livre (chap. 29) -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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-Czemu Irak przegrał wojnę z USA?
-Bo generałowie posłuchali rady rosyjskich strategów: "Najpierw
wpuśćcie wroga głęboko w swoje terytorium po czym poczekajcie na mrozy"


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Neodkládejme na zítřek, co můžeme vykonat dnes.
DIE CRASTINO NE DIFFERAMUS, QUAE HODIE FACERE POSSUMUS.


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Sai, finalmente mio cugino ha trovato lavoro: e' riuscito ad entrare
nell'orchestra della rai.
- Ma e' diventato musicista?
- No, e' diventato socialista.
-- Bruno D'Alfonso


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Брак - это когда молодой человек перестает покупать цветы и начинает покупать овощи.
-- Неизвестный автор


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Женская логика совершенно непостижима, ибо женщина всегда права!


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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La guerre, c'est une chose trop grave pour la confier à des militaires.
-+- Georges Clémenceau -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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12:41 Je me demandais.... entre les hoax, les FUD, et les trolls, ya des
trucs intéressants sur le net ?
12:46 les images de cul, les warez et les mp3, pourquoi ?



on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 08:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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You Women's Lib gals won't agree,
But dependent on men you must be:
You'll need a him
With a rod firm and trim,
To puggle your water-drains free!


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 07:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Každá další úroveň řízení zvyšuje nepružnost. Každá zpomaluje rozhodovací
proces. Zákonem teorie informace je, že každé další "napojení" (tj.
úroveň) snižuje hodnotu předávané informace o polovinu a zdvojnásobuje šum
(nejasnosti). Úrovně mají růst (pokud vůbec) mnohem pomaleji než početní
stavy. (str. 95)
-- Drucker


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Если у одного человека есть много лишнего, то у многих других
недостает нужного.
-- Л.Н.Толстой


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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For a time I stood
pondering on circle sizes. The
large computer mainframe quietly
processed all of its assembly code. Inside my entire
hope lay for figuring out an elusive expansion. Value : pi.
Decimals expected soon. I nervously entered a format procedure.
The mainframe processed the request. Error. I, again entering it,
carefully retyped. This iteration gave zero error printouts in all - success.
Intently I waited. Soon, roused by thoughts within me, appeared narrative
mnemonics relating digits to verbiage ! The idea appeared to exist but only in
abbreviated fashion - little phrases typically. Pressing on I then resolved, deciding
firmly about a sum of decimals to use - likely around four hundred, presuming the
computer code soon halted ! Pondering these ideas, words appealed to me. But a
problem of zeros did exist. Pondering more, solution subsequently appeared. Zero
suggests a punctuation element. Very novel ! My thoughts were culminated. No periods, I
concluded. All residual marks of punctuation = zeros. First digit expansion answer then came
before me. On examining some problems unhappily arose. That imbecillic bug ! The printout I
processed showed four nine as foremost decimals. Manifestly troubling. Totally every number
looked wrong. Repairing the bug took much effort. A pi mnemonic with letters truly seemed
good. Counting of all the letters probably should suffice. Reaching for a record would be
helpful. Consequently, I continued, expecting a good final answer from computer. First
number slowly displayed on the flat screen -3. Good. Trailing digits apparently were right
also. Now my memory scheme must be probably implementable. The technique was
chosen, elegant in scheme : by self reference a tale mnemonically helpful was
ensured. An able title suddenly existed - "Circle Digits". Taking pen I began.
Words emanated uneasily. I desired more synonyms. Speedily I found my
(alongside me) Thesaurus. Rogets is probably an essential in doing this,
instantly I decided. I wrote and erased more. The Rogets clearly
assisted immensely. My story proceeded (how lovely !) faultlessly.
The end, above all, would soon joyfully overtake. So, this
memory helper story is incontestably complete. Soon I
will locate publisher. There a narrative will I
trust immediately appear producing
fame. The end.
-- Keith, Michael ; Circle digits : a self referential story


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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San Francisco, n.:
Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Leitfaden durch die Phraseologie wissenschaftlicher Veröffentlichungen:
Englisch:
We tentatively assign a mol mass of x Kd to this protein.
Deutsch:
Die Molekulargewichtsbestimmung ist mißlungen.


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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IDÉALISTE

M : Si je savais parler tout serait différent... Je pourrais dire ce que je pense, changer le monde !
P : C'est ça... au lieu de donner la patte pour réclamer ta pâtée, tu dirais "s'il vous plaît"...


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
times, often with lin~po_~{po ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 03:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Pensée du jour:
Pourquoi ne voit-on jamais de titre de journaux comme
"Un medium gagne au Loto" ?
-+- Jay Leno -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Achtung vor deinem eigenen Selbst ist nächst der Religion der
stärkste Damm gegen alle Laster.
-- Francis Bacon


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Niedźwiedź, Lis, Borsuk i Zając grają w pokera:
N: Ja nie powiem kto tu szachruje, ale jak stracę cierpliwość, jak się
odwinę, jak palnę w ten rudy pysk...


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mai dire Mike.
-- Paola Barale ed Antonella Elia


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Si la logique est l'hygiène du mathématicien, ce n'est pas elle qui lui
fournit sa nourriture ; le pain quotidien dont il vit, ce sont les
grands problèmes.
-+- André Weil -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"Mio figlio Michael e' bravo, ma non uscira' mai dall'anonimato.
Forse e' colpa dell'eredita' paterna, cosi' pesante da sopportare."
-- Kirk Douglas


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'histoire et les besoins de communication dans les domaines des
sciences et techniques (comme d'ailleurs dans le commerce, la
diplomatie...) au niveau mondial, ont contribué à rehausser une
langue au premier plan et qu'il importe donc de connaître : c'est
l'anglo-américain.
-+- Joachim Charles Hitzke -+-


on the mercredi 2 novembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0100)