mardi, novembre 01, 2016

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<kaczuszka> BHD : nie jestem kaczorkiem ;)))


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ein Bauer zwischen zwei Advokaten gleicht einem Fisch zwischen zwei
Katzen.
-- Sprichwort


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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-:- jarod [^guenole@ppp3.inforoutes-ardeche.fr] has joined #linuxfr
<jarod> Czy ktoś mógłby mi poradzić co do użytku linuxa jako stacji roboczej?
<Mallem> Oczywiście, jarod, jestem tu.
<jarod> Dziękuje Mallem.....
<Mallem> Przyjemność po mojej stronie, jarod.
<jarod> Znam linuxa jako serwer, ale nie jako stacje roboczą...
<jarod> mam u siebie kde.. i gnome... słabo znam aplikacje, które mam
<jarod> np. irc? jakie sa do niego programy?
<jarod> albo adres irc ...
<jarod> ej Mallem, ty nie jesteś czasem botem?
<Mallem> Czy miałbym ten dyshonor być botem, jarod?
<Inioble> jarod : Bot ? Co to jest?
<Mallem> Jestem botem. Oszczędza mi to wielu nieprzyjemności związanych z
ludzkim stanem, jarod.
<jarod> qr*a !!
-:- SignOff: jarod (Leaving)

- #linuxfr
NB: Mallem i Inioble *naprawdę* są botami


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment.
-- Webster's Dictionary


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Electrodiagnostic con occit son gai. Dort celé...
-- Roche, Jean


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then
you clearly don't understand the situation.


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Unmöglichkeit, Rechenschaft zu geben von dem Natur- und
Kunstschönen: Denn
ad 1. müssten wir die Gesetze kennen, nach welchen die allgemeine
Natur handeln will und handelt, wenn sie kann; und
ad 2. Die Gesetze kennen, nach denen die allgemeine Natur unter
der besondern Form der menschlichen Natur produktiv handeln will und
handelt, wenn sie kann.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 1348


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quello che un uomo apprezza di piu' degli abiti di una donna sono le
di lui fantasie su come lei apparirebbe senza di essi.
-- Brendan Francis


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Poznává se podle doprovodu, kdo sám není znám.
NOSCITUR EX COMITE, QUI NON COGNOSCITUR EX SE.


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A thirty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long
when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to
make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie
chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Retournons à nos moutons.
-+- François Rabelais (1494?-1553), Tiers livre (chap. 34) -+-


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 17:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Mężczyzna ten włożył rękę pod kołdrę i usiłował pocałować pokrzywdzona.


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pilot do pasażerów lotu widokowego po twardym lądowaniu: "Wybaczcie to
twarde lądowanie, ale właśnie przygotowuje się do pracy w dużych liniach
lotniczych. Następnym razem postaram się zgubić wasze bagaże."


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die wenigen, die ich kannte, die beinah die Bezeichnung Christen
verdienten, gehörten überhaupt keiner Kirche an. Und ich glaube,
existierte ein Christ, könnte er unmöglich Mitglied einer Kirche sein.
-- Henry Miller


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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L'expérience est une lanterne accrochée au dos qui éclaire le chemin
déjà parcouru.
-+- Confucius -+-


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il nous est possible de marquer sur notre FORUM de discussion que votre société soutient
la nôtre ! Nos membres, ravis par nos logiciels verront alors votre société d'un bon oeil.
-- Jayce - ... --


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Който казал и направил е човек, който не казал и направил - лъв,
който казал и не направил - магаре.
-- кюрдска пословица


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Платят чаще всего словами, они совершают невозможное; в высших сферах идет торговля
воздухом, и одно дыхание из высочайших уст изрядно вдохновляет.
-- Грасиан


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ne soyons pas si difficiles :
Les plus accomondants, ce sont les plus habiles :
On hasarde de perdre en voulant trop gagner.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Héron (Fables VII.4) -+-


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La band e' ok. Ma liberatevi di quel cantante con i labbroni.
-- Andrew Loog Oldham, produttore di programmi per la
BBC, dopo un'audizione dei Rolling Stones, 1963


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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An bhfacha tú an bacach
nó an bhfacha tú a mhac?
Ní fhacha mé an bacach
is ní fhacha mé a mhac,
ach dá bhfeicfinnse an bacach
nó dá bhfeicfinnse a mhac,
ní bhacfainn leis an bacach
is ní bhacfain lena mhac!


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 12:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Loi du Capitaine Penny :
Vous pouvez tromper 1000 personnes 1 fois,
Vous pouvez tromper 1 personne 1000 fois,
Mais vous ne pouvez pas tromper Maman !


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 12:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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We ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.
-- Whole Earth Catalog


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Produktivita je poměr mezi výstupními hodnotami organizace (zboží a
služby) a vstupními hodnotami organizace (lidé, kapitál, materiál a
energie). Produktivita se zvyšuje, když organizace nachází nové způsoby,
jak při výrobě svých výstupních hodnot využívat co nejméně zdrojů.
Zlepšování produktivity je nezbytným předpokladem pro dlouhodobou
úspěšnost. (str. 21)
-- Werther, Davis


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Dnes jsme tak vzdělaní, že nás nepřekvapí nic, vyjma šťastného manželství.
-- Wilde


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Mám nejraději ženy, když líbají, protože tak musí dlouho mlčet.
-- Achard


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 10:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Полный ноль выглядит гораздо солиднее худой единицы.
-- Биверли Силлз


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Хамство - агрессивное невежество.
-- А.Круглов


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Tomasz - dużo imprezuje, zna dużo ludzi i wszystkim wisi kasę, zajebiście gra
w nogę.


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Plots are like girdles. Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're
of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain
an uncontainable experience.
-- R. S. Knapp


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Preocupamo-nos demais com as m�quinas -- computadores, rob�s -- e n�o com
as possibilidades que a inform�tica abre para a educa��o dos homens.
-- Jean-Jacques Servan-Schreiber


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Uma crise na semana que vem seria um desastre. Minha agenda
ja esta cheia.
-- Henry Kissinger


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Koketten gewinnen - wenigstens für einen Abend - sogar ernste
Männer nicht durch ihre Reize oder das starke Vorspiegeln derselben,
sondern durch das Vorspiegeln ihres Liebens. Dem Geliebtsein
widersteht man sogar in einem Alter schwer, wo man der Schönheit
widersteht.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
B. Schissen


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 05:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Плюрализм - это когда на мнение других можно просто плюнуть.
-- Эрик Дивильковский


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Rada Debianu č.33: Balík „devscripts" obsahuje niektoré užitočné skripty pre
tých, ktorí chcú pomôcť vylepšovať Debian, napr. wnpp-alert, rc-alert a bts.



on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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La causa primaria di guasti nelle apparecchiature elettriche e' la
garanzia scaduta. Spesso, si riesce a riottenere l'apparecchiatura
funzionante semplicemente cambiando la data di scadenza della garanzia
con un pennarello da 15/64 di pollice.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Vini, vidi, Linux!
--- Źródło: http://i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/slogans.shtml


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Não ouse pegar o telefone para chamar os bombeiros. Estou no meio
de um dowload!


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quando telefono con il mio cellulare ho sempre le mani bagnate.
Penso che possa essere il display a cristalli liquidi che perde.
-- Alessandro Morabito <amorabito@tim.it>


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"No one really knows why we die
No one gets a break, so we try
Ignoring mortality, we worship mediocrity
And wait to see what happens up on high"
[Bad Religion, "In so Many Ways"]


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Смельчак! С одним топором хаживал на делёжку шкуры.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things
I worry about don't happen.
-- Watchman Examiner


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ... Now, it's
time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!


on the mardi 1 novembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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