dimanche, octobre 30, 2016

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A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds
Once swallowed a package of seeds.
In a month, his ass
Was covered with grass
And his balls were grown over with weeds.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Когда меня зовет к себе небесный хор,
Даруя рифмы, вовлекая в разговор,
Я превращаюсь в вихрь высокой частоты,
Вращая мир реализуемой мечты...
-- Феано


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 23:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Prima Legge di Kinkler:
La responsabilita' eccede sempre l'autorita'.

Seconda Legge di Kinkler:
Tutti i problemi facili sono gia' stati risolti.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 22:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Не навреди ближнему, как самому себе...
-- Виктор Сумбатов


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Quando l'amore e' andato, c'e' sempre la giustizia.
E quando la giustizia e' andata, c'e' sempre la forza.
E quando la forza e' andata, c'e' sempre la mamma.
Ciao, ma'!
-- Laurie Anderson


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Avant de nous promener sur les routes, ...
il faut nous envelopper d'éternel.
-+- André Dhôtel (1900-1991) -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Старый козёл! - За старого ответишь!
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Každá myšlenka je pokus o rozluštění některé záhady.
-- Otto František Babler


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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"I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper)
presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage."
-- English Professor, Providence College


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Čistým vše čisté.
OMNIA MUNDA MUNDIS.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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<mteg> niechaj Blacky_ idzie w celu - i bez niego jest nas wielu!


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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- Mia moglie ha vinto un viaggio per due.
- Per dove?
- Non lo so. Ha detto che mi fa una sorpresa quando ritorna.
-- Cavalli Marci, "Ciro - Il figlio di Target"


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un homme qui n'a pour moteur que son ambition
va très loin mais n'y apporte rien.
-+- Gilbert Cesbron (1913-1979), de petites choses. -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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"It ain't over until it's over."
-- Casey Stengel


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Най-горчивата истина е по-приятна от най-приятното заблуждение.
-- Захари Стоянов


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Если лучник промахнулся - виноват стрелочник.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Idealismus ist die Fähigkeit, die Menschen so zu sehen, wie sie sein
könnten, wenn sie nicht so wären, wie sie sind.
-- Curt Goetz


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 15:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Съемка обнажённой натуры требует от фотографа большой выдержки.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Der Sündenfall aller Parteien beginnt, wenn sie nur noch das Mögliche
wollen.
-- Charles Tschopp


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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LOAD "LINUX",8,1
-- Topic on #LinuxGER


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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NON LASCIATEVI PRENDERE DAL PANICO.
-- Douglas Adams, "Guida Galattica per gli Autostoppisti"


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Что мне желать, когда забыла я желанья?
Плыву как в первый миг рожденья мирозданья,
Еще не ведая о том, кем дальше буду,
Не зная времени, прислушиваясь к чуду...
-- Феано


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the
rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.
-- Franklin K. Dane


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Die Inseln des Mittelmeers sind alle grösser oder kleiner als Sicilien.
-- Johann Georg August Galletti


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 11:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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I was toilet-trained at gunpoint.
-- Billy Braver


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 11:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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Une femme fidèle rend un seul homme malheureux.
-+- Alfred Capus (1858-1922) -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Очень немногие люди, и притом самые замечательные способны просто и откровенно
сказать: "не знаю".
-- Д.И.Писарев


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to
fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold,
the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south.
After a short time, ice began to form his on his wings and he fell to
earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on this
little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure
warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy the little sparrow
began to sing. Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the
chirping investigated the sounds. As Old Tom cleared away the manure,
he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

There are three morals to this story:

(1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
(2) Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
(3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Каждому человеку судьбу создают его нравы.
-- Латинская пословица


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0100)

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DEVINETTE

P : Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
M : Un œuf...
P : Un œuf poilu ?
M : Oui, un œuf de mammouth...
P : On dirait plutôt une noix de coco.
M : Une noix de mammouth, alors. Les cocos n'ont pas les couilles aussi grosses.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Regola di Rousseau:
Per scrivere una buona lettera d'amore,
bisogna iniziare senza sapere che cosa si vuole dire
e finire senza sapere che cosa si e' scritto.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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10:52 Ben moi je profite de l'archivage de la tribune pour passer un
petit bonjour à mes enfants qui viendront sur la tribune quand ils
seront grands.



on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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There once was a man who went to a computer trade show. Each day as
he entered, the man told the guard at the door:
"I am a great thief, renowned for my feats of shoplifting. Be
forewarned, for this trade show shall not escape unplundered."
This speech disturbed the guard greatly, because there were millions
of dollars of computer equipment inside, so he watched the man carefully.
But the man merely wandered from booth to booth, humming quietly to himself.
When the man left, the guard took him aside and searched his clothes,
but nothing was to be found.
On the next day of the trade show, the man returned and chided the
guard saying: "I escaped with a vast booty yesterday, but today will be even
better." So the guard watched him ever more closely, but to no avail.
On the final day of the trade show, the guard could restrain his
curiosity no longer. "Sir Thief," he said, "I am so perplexed, I cannot live
in peace. Please enlighten me. What is it that you are stealing?"
The man smiled. "I am stealing ideas," he said.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Les noms et les attributs doivent s'accommoder à l'essence des choses,
et non l'essence aux noms ; car d'abord furent les choses et ensuite les
noms.
-+- Galileo Galilei, Lettres sur les taches solaires -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Aimer c'est souffrir. Pour éviter de souffrir, on doit ne pas aimer,
mais alors on souffre de ne pas aimer.
C'est pourquoi, aimer c'est souffrir, ne pas aimer c'est souffrir et
souffrir c'est souffrir. Être heureux c'est aimer, être heureux c'est
donc souffrir mais souffrir rend malheureux. En conséquence, pour être
malheureux, on doit aimer, aimer souffrir et souffrir d'être trop
heureux.
J'espère que vous me suivez...
-+- Woody Allen -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Pour bien écrire, il faut sauter les idées intermédiaires,
assez pour n'être pas ennuyeux, pas trop de peur de n'être pas entendu.
-+- Montesquieu, Mes pensées -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Il treno sta per lasciare la stazione. Un giovanotto lo rincorre
trascinando una pesante valigia. Riesce a gettare la valigia nel
carro-bagagli e a salire su un vagone. Appena dentro, si lascia cadere
ansimante. Un uomo lo guarda e gli dice: "Quando io ero giovane,
riuscivo a fare quello che ha fatto lei senza avere un minimo di
fiatone". "Ma guardi che io ho perso questo treno due stazioni fa!".
-- Da http://www.e-link.ch/jack/jokes-i/jokes-i.sht


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Se mi piace la tv? Si', perche' si spegne facilmente.
-- Robert Mitchum


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Usmál se. Byl to onen úsměv, který by Agnes nazvala nakažlivý, ale
to jsou i neštovice.
-- T. Pratchett: Carpe jugulum


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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As melhores coisas são ditas em particular

--Bruna Lombardi


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0100)

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Gäb es nur eine höhere Gattung Tiere: schwerlich würden wir sie
martern; so sehr nimmt uns die herabsteigende Stufenfolge oder d(ie)
Grenzenlos(igkeit) den Maßstab.
-- Jean Paul


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Un courtisan est semblable a ces plantes faites pour ramper,
qui s'attachent à tout ce qu'elles trouvent.
-+- Montesquieu, Mes pensées -+-


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 02:34:02 (UTC+0100)

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Блондинка: смесь брюнетки с пергидролем.
-- "Пшекруй"


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0100)

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Мужчина должен иметь голову, женщина - заставить её потерять.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Věrolomný přítel je horší než nepřítel.
-- Ezop


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Всякий писатель рано или поздно находит своего читателя, иногда даже двух.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Seems this guy notices a young nun sitting on the bus; through her heavy veil
he just spots a glimmer of her face. Gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments
cannot hide the fact she has a truly phenomenal body. The guy gets more and
more excited until he finally approaches the nun and tells "Sister, please
believe me, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I think I love you.
Could we maybe talk?"
The nun almost runs off the bus. As the young man's stop comes up,
the bus driver asks the guy if he was the person bothering the nun. The man
starts apologizing, but the bus driver interrupts him. "No, don't apologize,
I was checking her out myself. Listen, you see where she got on? She goes
there every day, to a little park. Why don't you meet here there?"
Sure enough, the man goes to the park the next day and there's the nun
in a secluded grove of trees. He approaches her, and she seems, although shy,
much more willing to talk. After an hour of cautious talk, he asks her if
she'd be willing to make love with him. She blushes, smiles, blushes again
and says "yes". But that she doesn't dare risk getting pregnant, so it would
have to be the "back door".
As they start to make love, the young man is overcome with guilt;
panting, he says, "Sister, I have to tell you, I'm the guy who was annoying
you on the bus yesterday.
Replies the nun, "Well, that's okay. I'm not really a nun. I'm
actually the bus driver."


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il grado di civilizzazione di una societa' puo' essere giudicato
entrando nelle sue prigioni.
-- F. Dostoyevski


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn Microsoft Autos bauen würde ...
würde der Motor von Zeit zu Zeit einfach ausgehen und müßte neu gestartet
werden. Merkwürdigerweise würde dieser Umstand einfach akzeptiert
werden und nicht etwa Anlaß geben, eine Werkstatt aufzusuchen.


on the dimanche 30 octobre 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)