samedi, octobre 29, 2016

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Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
-- Lao Tsu


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the
things we know that ain't so."
-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Science sans conscience n'est que ruine de l'âme.
-+- François Rabelais (1494?-1553), Pantagruel (chap. 8) -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hladový dav se neumí bát.
NESCIT PLEBS IEIUNA TIMERE.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ruhm hat nichts mit Popularität zu tun. Popularität hält manchmal nur
von einem Klatsch zum nächsten.
-- Charlie Chaplin


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin'
things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable.
-- Ruthven Campbell Todd


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женщина знает смысл любви, а мужчина - её цену.
-- М. Ларни


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alle großen Menschen sind bescheiden.
-- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In America ogni 2 distributori IP ce n'e' 1 Urra': Ip Ip Urra'.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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[32m题目:《惠崇春江晚景》
作者:苏轼(1036-1101)
竹外桃花三两枝,春江水暖鸭先知。
萎蒿满地芦芽短,正是河豚欲上时。


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se 23% dos acidentes de tr�nsito s�o provocados por motoristas
alcoolizados, significa que 77% dos acidentes s�o provocados por
motoristas s�brios.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Una signora e' una che non fa mai vedere la sua biancheria intima
non intenzionalmente.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nejvyšší velmistr otevřel oči. Ležel na zádech a bratr Žumpa se
mu právě chystal vtisknout polibek života. Už pouhá myšlenka na to, že by
k tomu mohlo dojít, stačila rychle převést oběť přes hranice vědomí zpět
k životu.
-- T. Pratchett: Stráže! Stráže!


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il formaggio con le pere e' femmina?
-- Alessandro Bergonzoni


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Учитесь на чужих ошибках совершать свои.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> on ne peut pas paramétrer l'apprence de cette cochonnerie comme on veut.
Ouais, franchement c'est naze, je peux même pas assortir le menu
à mon vernis à ongles. Aux chiottes MacOS.
-+- M in GFA : "De la bonne tenue des secrétaires" -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quoi que vous puissiez dire d'une chose qu'elle est, elle ne l'est pas !
-+- Alfred Korzybski -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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ECONOMATICA:
America On Line, colosso nel campo della fornitura di accesso ad
Internet negli USA, ha acquisito, per la modica cifra di 4 miliardi di
dollari, la Netscape, societa' produttrice tra le altre cose del noti e
diffusi Netscape Navigator e Communicator.
E' opinione generale che queste grandi operazioni commerciali
mirino a carpire considerevoli fette di mercato alla Microsoft, ed il
suo presidente fondatore, William Gates III, detto anche Bill Gates 3.0,
ha ammesso la sua preoccupazione: "Se simili iniziative commerciali
continueranno con il trend attuale - ha detto - ho fondati timori di
sospettare che la Microsoft possa perdere probabilmente il suo attuale
status di leader del mercato mondiale. Entro il 2170, secondo le stime
piu' pessimistiche".
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1998


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Informatyk <informatyk@poland.com>:
Wiarygodnosci nie musisz sprawdzac. Jesli jest podawana na oficjalnym
Webie to jest to prawda.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le hasard ne visite jamais les sots.
-+- Honoré de Balzac -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Come uscire da Tangentopoli:
Secondo il ministro della Giustizia Flick, si esce da
Tangentopoli "in un solo modo: smettendo di rubare".
Allo studio altri 5 modi per uscirne:
1) mettere una taglia sulle loro teste;
2) costringerli a 15 round contro Holyfield;
3) usarli come cavie per testare creme ipoallergeniche;
4) una sola parola: ISLAM;
5) arresti domiciliari. A casa di Emilio Fede.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<dreamer_> o kurde... ale zajebisty efekt daje "/whois *"... ZA-JE-BIS-TE!!!
-[quit]- shadow80 (Dead Socket) [16:40]
-[quit]- _demon (Dead Socket) [16:40]
-[quit]- trompka_ (Dead Socket) [16:40]


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Drei Frauen kommen an einen Fluß an dessen Ufer ein Automat der mit
einer Aufschrift versehen ist: "Werfen Sie bitte Geld ein und Sie
werden über den Fluß gelangen."
Die erste Frau entscheided sich für 5 Euro. Augenblicklich verwandelt
sie sich in eine Ente, schwimmt über den Fluß und am anderen Ufer
wird sie wieder wie vorher und kann Ihren Weg fortsetzen.
Die zweite Frau versucht es daraufhin mit 10 Euro und verwandelt sich
in einen Schwan, als der sie elegant fliegend den Fluß überqueren
kann.
Darauf denkt sich die dritte, daß Ihr 20 Euro sicher eine noch
beeindruckendere Verwandlung ermöglichen wird. Auf der Stelle wird
sie zu einem Mann und überquert den Fluß auf der nahe gelegenen Brücke.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le hasard ne visite jamais les sots.
-+- Honoré de Balzac -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Zwei Spatzen sitzen auf einem Pferdeapfel. Sagt der eine:
"Du, ich weiß einen prima Witz."
Piepst der andere:
"Aber bitte keinen unappetitlichen jetzt beim essen."


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> Blad 503 Cw + 80 + A12 = bonheur !!!
Slurp... Amuse-toi bien. Le bonheur est dans le carré.
-+- Vincent, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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At her annual checkup, the attractive young woman is told by the doctor that
it's necessary to take her temperature rectally. She agrees and bends over
the examining table, but a few seconds later says indignantly, "Doctor, that's
NOT my rectum!"
"Madam," says the doctor, "that's not my thermometer!"
Just then, the woman's husband, hearing her voice, comes into the
room. "Just what the hell is going on here?" he demands.
"I'm taking your wife's temperature," the doctor cooly replies.
"Okay, doc, you know best," says the husband as he picks a scalpel
off the doctor's desk, "but when that thing comes out, it better have
numbers on it!"


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ovládaj svoju vôľu a nerozrušíš svoju dušu.
-- Meng


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der einzelne kann sich vervollkommnen. Aber die Menschheit als ganzes
wird weder besser noch schlechter.
-- Denis Diderot


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Можно солгать не только словами, но и букетом.
-- М. Хороманьский


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.
Avoid him. He's a Commie.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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O olho do homem serve de fotografia ao invisível, como o ouvido
serve de eco ao silêncio.

-- Machado de Assis (Esaú e Jacó)


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Not responsible for merchandise left over 30 days.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Byla to jen taková malá letní přeháňka, ale zdálo se, že jí
to nikdo neřekl, a tak lila dolů vodu stejně prudce, jako kdyby byla
zimní bouří.
-- T. Pratchett: Svobodnej národ


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oloupený, jenž se směje, okrádá zloděje; kdo se zbytečně trápí,
okrádá sebe.
-- Shakespeare


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Difendere, questo era il patto. Ma quando la vita perde ogni valore e
viene inutilmente stroncata, allora il nostro dovere diventa Vendicare!
-- Taarna, dal film "Heavy Metal"


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если хочешь быть известным, задавай вопросы.
-- Еврейская пословица


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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'Tis the dream of each programmer,
Before his life is done,
To write three lines of APL,
And make the damn things run.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wir sind alles Gottes Kinder - und warum verteilt er die Alimente so
ungleichmäßig?


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Legge di Crisp sulla Pulizia Domestica:
Dopo i primi quattro anni, lo sporco non peggiora.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je třeba prostudovat, jak lze systematičtěji aplikovat řízení jakosti na
nehmotné činnosti, které bývají z řízení jakosti zcela vyloučeny. Zahrnují
služby, prodej, výzkum a vývoj nového výrobku a nové technologie (včetně
vývoje počítačových systémů). Protože tyto činnosti se obtížně organizují
a integrují, podniky na ně jen pomalu aplikují zásady řízení jakosti, ale
potřeba existuje. (str. 300)
-- Mizuno


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Когда откладываешь настоящее на будущее, оно становится прошлым.
-- А.Н.Жуков


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically
reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children."
[Anita Bryant, 1977]


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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La vérité, c'est ce qu'on croit.
-+- René Barjavel, Colomb de la Lune -+-


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Není žádný důvod k pesimismu - pokud člověk neslyší důvody, které uvádějí
optimisté.
-- A. Brie


on the samedi 29 octobre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)