mardi, octobre 25, 2016

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"They want freedom from "the fearful burden of free choice," freedom
from the arduous responsibility of realizing their ineffectual selves
and shouldering the blame for the blemished product. They do not want
freedom of conscience, but faith--blind, authoritarian faith."
[Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"]


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Chi mi ama amera' anche il mio cane.
-- John Donne


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il ne me paraît pas assez intelligent pour être fou.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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En effet son pinis, d'aprhs ces dires, se plierait ` 1cm de sa base
lorsqu'il est en irection. Pourriez vous m'iclairer sur ce sujet un peu
osi ou alors timoigner. merci d'avance.
-+- Frangois in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Bien déplier son 8ème bit -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Humanity's first sin was faith; the first virtue was doubt.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le plus difficile au monde est de dire en y pensant ce que tout le monde
dit sans y penser.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951), Esquisses de l'homme -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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10:52 Ben moi je profite de l'archivage de la tribune pour passer un
petit bonjour à mes enfants qui viendront sur la tribune quand ils
seront grands.



on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.
I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never
to be seen again.
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Between Time and Timbuktu"


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Aus Murphy's Gesetze:
Dein IBM-kompatibler Rechner wird von Sekunde zu Sekunde weniger
kompatibel.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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I SETTE PROVERBI CAPITALI:

Questa e' la scintilla che fa traboccare il vaso.

Proverbio complementare: Questa e' la goccia che fa scoppiare l'incendio.

-- Anonimo Berico, L'arcipelago Gulasch


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"...the only "right" a sodomite has in a
Chrisian Theocracy is the right to die."
[Dan Gentry, of Christian Research]


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alle Gesetze sind von Alten und Männern gemacht. Junge und
Weiber wollen die Ausnahme, Alte die Regel.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 149


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"I don't care anything about the separation of church and state"
[Rev. Ron Griffin, pres. of Detroit Urban League, on Gov.
Engler's plan to use churches to deliver state services.
Oct 18, 1995, Detroit Free Press, article by Dawson Bell]


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The old mailman is making his last rounds; he retires at the end of
the week. As he approaches the Jones' house, Mrs. Jones greets him warmly at
the door. "Please come in! We're very grateful for your years of service to
us and our neighborhood. I've prepared something special for you."
In walks the mailman, to a graciously appointed dining room, where
Mrs. Jones has prepared a sumptuous lunch. After dumping his letter satchel
on the couch, he and Mrs. Jones have a charming meal. As the mailman finished
his last glass of wine, thanking his hostess profusely, she stops him from
leaving and disappears upstairs. She returns in a moment, in a daring
negligee, and takes the astonished postman to the bedroom, where the elaborate
farewell is consummated between the sheets.
As he's putting his pants on, Mrs. Jones reaches into her nightstand,
pulls out a dollar bill, and hands it to him. Reacting to his astonished
look, she says, "Well, I told my husband that you were retiring and that
we should do something for you. He said 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar!'"
She pauses and smiles proudly. "The lunch was MY idea."


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Männer sind ...
... wie Milch - wenn man sie stehen lässt, werden sie sauer.
... wie Autoreifen - ziemlich aufgeblasen und ohne Profil.
... wie Zwiebeln - nach dem Schälen ist der Rest zum Heulen.
... unbestechlich - die meisten nehmen nicht mal Vernunft an.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kleiner Schmerz ist in Augenblicken leidlich, aber nicht in der
Fortdauer; also liegt die Ursache unserer Ungeduld darin, daß er uns
immer unterbricht.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ti senti fortunato? Aggiorna il software!


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Et quand je fais cat /dev/random > /dev/audio, l'auteur de /dev/random
il touche des sous de la SACEM ?
-+- JFB in GFA : "SACEM le vent et récolte le pognon" -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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( \(OO)/ ) (\ (__) /) ( \('`)/ ) ( \(..)/ )
( /<>\ ) ( \ || / ) ( /<>\ ) ( /<>\ )
(\/\/) ( /<>\ ) (\/\/) (\/\/)
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/ \ / \ / \ / \
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Angel after ET Angel Angel looking up Angel looking down
6 expressos


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Legge di Young:
Tutte le grandi scoperte si fanno per sbaglio.

Corollario:
Piu' grosso e' il finanziamento, piu' tempo ci vuole a fare lo sbaglio.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Come te lo devo dire? La nutella non va bene per condire le acciughe!"


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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[Il dott. R. Jackyll - Mr Hyde Z.] non ha un cuore: ha un focolare
domestico. La sua vita sentimentale e' cosparsa di alti e bassi, anche
se lui preferisce le alte e le basse. Ha un animo poetico e romantico:
per San Valentino, patrono degli stilisti innamorati, alla sua prima
morosa spedisce un enorme mazzo di rose rosse, accompagnate da un
biglietto scritto di suo pugno: "Alla ragazza che ha saputo dare un
senso alle mie due vite [Jackyll-Hide, n.d.r.]. Senza di te sono come
un'ape senza il fiore, un orologio senza il tempo, Nico Cereghini senza
il casco. Vedo il tuo volto quando osservo le nuvole in cielo; odo la
tua voce quando ascolto il melodioso canto degli usignoli; avverto il
tuo profumo quando faccio la cacca. Non lasciarmi mai (senza il
Bancomat di tuo padre)". Come si puo' facilmente immaginare dal testo,
il discorso dell'ape e del fiore e' un po' troppo allusivo, e lei si
offende. La loro relazione sara' definitivamente stroncata dal primo
estratto conto di fine anno della banca del padre di lei. [...]
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Pensieri sul 5^ anno"


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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MultideskOS est un OS. Il ne gère pas (encore) le secteur boot, mais le
fera par la suite. Comme il a ses propres formats de fichier, et qu'il
gère tout, on considère que c'est un OS et non un Shell.
-- Jayce - Tanenbaum ? Qui c'est ça ? --


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Když ženy rodí, zaříkají se, že už nikdy nebudou spát s mužem.
A než se nadějeme, už jsou zase těhotné.
-- Goethe


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pokud počet úkolů štábních útvarů není bezprostředně kontrolován, budou
stále více a více ujídat z nejcennějšího zdroje operativních pracovníků:
z času. Pokud celková činnost štábních útvarů, od plánování a analýzy
příjmů až po novou politiku v oblasti styku s veřejností, vyžaduje více
než tři nebo čtyři dny měsíčně z celkové pracovní doby operativních
pracovníků na jakékoli úrovni, pak, s výjimkou vzácných krizových momentů,
je třeba štábní útvary zredukovat. (str. 91)
-- Drucker


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Jamais il ne fut peut-être un esprit plus sage, plus méthodique,
un logicien plus exact que M. Locke;
cependant il n'était pas grand mathématicien.
-+- Voltaire -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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OLÉ !

P : J'ai vu une corrida... comment il se fait éclater, ce gros con de taureau ! Hi ! L'abruti court tête baissée, en soufflant comme une vache !
M : Que veux-tu qu'il fasse ?!
P : Il se mettrait sur le dos et il ronronnerait, sûr que le pédé à paillettes lui ferait des guilis !


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Člověk je si vždycky spíš více vědom svých individuálních útrap než
své surovosti vůči těm druhým.
-- Josef Čapek


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Denken ist oft schwerer, als man denkt.
-- Werner Mitsch


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"E' un bel divertimento fare l'impossibile."
-- Walt Disney


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The presence or absence of a God or the religions that postulate gods does
not change what should and what should not be considered morality. Human
kindness will always be a good thing, God or no God. Attributing morality
to the propensities of some kind of Deity is nothing more than quibbling.
Here we have an "it is so because it is so," kind of pseudoreasoning."
[Chester Dolan, "Blind Faith"]


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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V informované společnosti jsou personální zdroje na vrcholu zájmu. To
znamená, že odborníci v personální oblasti jsou ve svých organizacích
stále důležitější. (str. 17)
-- Naisbitt


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Statistiques
Accident de piétons a Paris.
Un tué sur deux meurt des suites de son décès.
-+- Les nuls -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<xven> [root@trawnik xven]# cat mbox | /dev/lp0
^^^^^^^^^^


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You enjoy the company of other people.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 06:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Assioma di Ducharme:
Se osservi abbastanza attentamente il tuo problema,
ti accorgerai di essere parte del problema.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Правила в искусстве - это правила имитации искусства.
-- А.Круглов


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Разум есть способность живого существа совершать бессмысленные и
нерациональные поступки.
-- А. и Б. Стругацкие


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one
particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Все любовники хороши - и большие, и маленькие: маленького легко
спрятать, а за большого легко спрятаться.


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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17:16 [Loana] Bonjour. J'ai réussi à avoir un acces à Internet. Je voulais
faire passer un message aux internautes qui nous regardent. Je
voulais surtout dire que j
17:18 17:16 Loana, t'as ton clavier qui se blo
17:20 [Loana] je voulais dire que jedouard n'aarrete paawww de mee
preendgghere et ciu m[irijkreertety#''gjh;



on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 03:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Увидел мулла еду - позабыл "Коран".
-- Курдская пословица


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The Most Unsuccessful Version Of The Bible
The most exciting version of the Bible was printed in 1631 by Robert
Barker and Martin Lucas, the King's printers at London. It contained
several mistakes, but one was inspired -- the word "not" was omitted from
the Seventh Commandment and enjoined its readers, on the highest authority,
to commit adultery.
Fearing the popularity with which this might be received in remote
country districts, King Charles I called all 1,000 copies back in and fined
the printers L3,000.
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Si vous ne pouvez pas expliquer quelque chose a une enfant de six ans,
vous ne le comprenez probablement pas.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Better late than never.
-- Titus Livius (Livy)


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Исключение - правило, которое ждет своего часа.
-- Владимир Голобородько


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Žena se stává nebezpečím pro muže jen ve dvou případech: když ji
neuspokojí a když ji uspokojí.
-- Laub


on the mardi 25 octobre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)