samedi, octobre 22, 2016

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Wahrheitsliebe ist die seltenste aller amourösen Bindungen.
-- Alfred Polgar


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Wanda Müller-Lust


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Si les lentilles vous font péter, portez des lunettes.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Imprimer correctement des photos couleur, ca marche pas
chez moi comprends pas. Mais étant donné que j'ai une
vieille imprimante n&b ca vient peut-être de la ?
-+- EB in GFA : "Noâââr c'est noââr ! Il n'y a plus d'espoââr !" -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Verstand und die Fähigkeit, ihn zu gebrauchen, sind zwei
verschiedene Gaben.
-- Franz Grillparzer


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Toutes les passions, comme le nom l'indique, viennent de ce que l'on
subit au lieu de gouverner.
-+- Émile Chartier, dit Alain (1868-1951), Minerve ou De la sagesse -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если вы слишком много доверяете, вас могут обмануть, но доверяя
недостаточно, вы обрекаете себя на постоянные мучения.
-- Ф.Крейн


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zuerst wollen sie eine bessere Welt, aber am Ende glauben sie, ihr
Ziel nur dadurch erreichen zu können, daß sie alles aus dieser Welt
tilgen, was zu ihrer Vorstellung von der Welt nicht paßt. Sie werden
auf dem Scheiterhaufen enden ...
-- Donna Leon, Venezianische Scharade --


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vuoi vedere raddoppiati i tuoi soldi? Mettili davanti a uno specchio.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Manželství bez dětí - den bez slunéčka.
-- české přísloví


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks,
but now you find out you have a habit that sticks,
you're an orgasm addict,
you're always at it,
and you're an orgasm addict."
-- The Buzzcocks


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Život je komedie pro toho, kdo myslí a tragédie pro toho, kdo cítí.
-- Swift


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не ищи меня, богатый:
Ты не мил моей душе.
Что мне, что твои палаты?
С милым рай и в шалаше!
-- Н. Ибрагимов


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Als Passwort nahm er seinen Namen, bis eines Nachts die Hacker kamen.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Staat und Kirchen können nur zwei Möglichkeiten dulden: Ehe oder
Prostitution, und in den meisten Fällen ist ihnen die Liebe außerhalb
dieser beiden Gehege verdächtig
-- Heinrich Böll


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 16:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Мужской оргазм - самое банальное из всего, что может происходить во
время секса.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!! Too late...


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Announcing the NEW VAX 11/782!!

Be the envy of other major Communist Governments!

Defend yourself against the entire ICBM force of the imperialist USA with
just one of the processors, at the same time you're designing missile IC's,
cracking secret NATO codes and editing propaganda for your own people all
at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
think you can, and that's the point, right?)


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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CALCUL

P : Je pensais...
M : Aïe.
P : Si les baleines pondaient des œufs... ça mettrait le grain de caviar à 20 000 000 F...


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Příroda dovede na lidi sesílat nemoci jenom krátké. Ale lékařství
si přisvojilo umění je prodlužovat.
-- Marcel Proust


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Riesco a leggerti i pensieri. Dovresti vergognarti.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 13:34:00 (UTC+0200)

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Bon, bien sûr, il n'y a aucun contrôle d'erreurs, mais je le ferais
quand j'aurais le temps.
-+- CG sur debian-french : "les informaticiens ont encore frappé" -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<korie> anias zepsula iksy ;-)
<korie> ma bialy screen i ciemny czarny pasek w 1/3 ekranu.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Roma:
Con una circolare, il ministro della Sanita', Rosy Bindi, ha dato il
via libera al discusso metodo terapeutico inventato piu' di 50 anni fa: la
sanita' italiana.
No, volevo dire l'elettroshock. "Si' al ritorno dell'elettroshock",
ha detto Rosy Bindi, "E' una terapia di prima scelta per certe malattie
mentali". Ad esempio quella che ti fa credere di essere un ministro della
Sanita'.
"Il paziente guarira' con l'elettroshock, dottore?". "Non lo so, ma
ci sara' da divertirsi".
Il ministro della Sanita' in realta' non pensava al vecchio tipo di
elettroshock, l'elettroshock violento, quello che distrugge la psiche del
paziente e fa saltare ogni volta le valvole nel palazzo; pensava al nuovo
tipo di elettroshock, quello dolce: leccare batterie da 9 volt.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 12:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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From: Karl J Auer <Karl.Auer@anu.edu.au>
"If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!"
--- networks, Dr Seuss style.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Hai vinto il "Premio Tatto e Cortesia Mike Buongiorno".


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was wir brauchen, sind ein paar verrückte Leute; seht euch an, wohin
uns die normalen gebracht haben.
-- George Bernard Shaw


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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| Quitte à soutenir une distrib finacièrement, je soutiendrais Suse,
| même si ce n'est pas du libre.
Vouloir soutenir le Logiciel Libre avec du non libre, fallait oser...
-+- TN in GFA : "Liberté où es-tu donc ?" -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#pldhelp
14:16:50 <@Socrat> zazwyczaj robie cat /dev/random > /dev/garnek; warm up
220; pause 15 min; add species; mix; pause 3 min; eat
14:17:26 <@z0c> ta, a potem mv /dev/dupa /usr/kibel |sraczka


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Я им кричал: "Вы что там, обалдели?.."


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kdo si nevzal ženu, toho jako by byla jen půle.
-- Talmud


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nebyl-li schopen dát smysl svému vlastnímu životu, pokouší se dát mu smysl
prostřednictvím dětí; ale nutně ztroskotá jak v sobě, tak v dětech.
-- Fromm


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ton bras est invaincu, mais non invincible.
-+- Pierre Corneille, Le Cid -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Come hai saputo tu del sesso?
- Io? Da mia madre. Quand'ero piccolo le chiesi: da dove escono i
bambini? Lei capi' i "piombini" e mi disse "dal fucile".
Quando una signora nel palazzo ebbe tre gemelli io pensai che fosse
a tre canne.
-- Da "Il dormiglione"


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn es einfach aussieht, ist es schwer und wenn es schwer aussieht, ist
es unmöglich.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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E M U C E
M A L E C
U L E L U
C E L A M
E C U M E
-- Rapilly, Robert


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Люби того, с кем живешь, если не можешь жить с тем, кого любишь.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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S přibývajícím věkem ubývá soudnosti a geniality.
-- Kant


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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S'il n'y a pas de solution, c'est qu'il n'y a pas de problème.
-+- Devise Shadok -+-


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Existuje mnoho pádných důvodů, proč hledat kandidáty na místo vedoucího
pracovníka uvnitř společnosti, neboť výběr mimo ni se považuje za nouzové
řešení. Výběr uvnitř společnosti zajišťuje nejlepší možnosti. Věnuje-li se
dostatek pozornosti kontrole kvality a pokud funguje proces zajištění
dostatečného množství potenciálních a klíčových kandidátů, mělo by být
relativně snadné držet se politiky povyšování uvnitř společnosti.
(str. 42)
-- Sorcher


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<doogie> Thinking is dangerous. It leads to ideas.
-- Seen on #Debian


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Non ho perso la testa. So esattamente dove l'ho lasciata."


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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I contadini giapponesi fanno KARA... KIWI !
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Grazie al cielo, ha lavoro. Chi?
- L'astronomo!!


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Unter den Männern sind die meisten gemein, nur jede Frau hat etwas
Eigenes" - Die Frau hingegen sagt wieder dasselbe von den Männern.
-- Jean Paul


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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A pretty wife living in Tours
Demanded her daily amour.
But the husband said, "No!
It's to much. Let it go!
My backsides are dragging the floor."


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Questo sara' un mese memorabile -- non importa quanto sforzo farai per
cercare di dimenticarlo.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Commento di Churchill sull'Uomo:
A volte l'uomo inciampa nella verita', ma nella maggior parte dei
casi si rialzera' e continuera' per la sua strada.


on the samedi 22 octobre 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)