mercredi, octobre 19, 2016

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Проще пережить вселенский скандал, чем маленькую кучку дерьма у порога.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il tempo e' il modo che ha la natura per assicurarsi che ogni cosa non
avvenga piu' di una volta.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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00:42 Un e-miaoul vous sera envoyé 30 minutes avant le chat, par un boté.



on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Mar 11 12:07:35 <hsparwed> Izzunia: dzięki za grę :)
Mar 11 12:08:21 <Izzunia> cala przyjemnosc po mojeje stronie:)
Mar 11 12:09:02 <hsparwed> cała przyjemność po stronie serwera. ;-))
Mar 11 12:09:53 <Izzunia> ktory zdechl...
Mar 11 12:10:02 <hsparwed> za dużo przyjemności naraz.
Mar 11 12:10:56 <Izzunia> hehehe


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'parle pas aux cons, ça les instruit.
-+- Michel Audiard, Les Tontons Flingueurs -+-


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we
currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are.
Insects have built nests in them. People have built houses directly over
the silos. What this means, of course, is that if we ever needed them to
help obliterate all human life on the planet, they could be a real
embarrassment. I mean, maybe YOU'RE comfortable with the prospect of
missiles that are supposed to represent you barging over the North Pole
trailing shreds of polyester carpeting from some recreation room in South
Dakota, but your strategic defense planners are not.
-- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate Deterrent Against
Political Fallout"


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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О храбрости больше всего говорят трусы, а про благородство -
прохвосты.
-- А.Н.Толстой


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Представьте себе, какая была бы тишина, если бы люди говорили только то, что знают.
-- К.Чапек


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 20:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Согласен генерировать мысли, если гарантирована положительная обратная связь.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ose vers ! Étale ton tir ! Cela, ici !
Ici, à l'écrit ! Note-là tes rêves : ô !
-- Fontaine, Jean


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Alle Menschen machen sich, wie zu allen Zeiten, auch jetzt noch zu
Sklaven und Freien; denn wer von einem Tag nicht mindestens ein
Drittel für sich hat, ist ein Sklave, mag er Minister oder Arbeiter
sein.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Legge di Pudder [seconda formulazione]:
Chi ben comincia, finisce male.
Chi comincia male, finisce peggio.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Padesát procent manželských párů se rozvádí. Ostatních padesát procent se
ještě hádá.
-- Lansky


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Je portais une balle de revolver dans la poche. Quelqu'un ma lancé une
bible. La balle m'a sauvé la vie."
-+- Woody Allen -+-


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Воспринимая мир сквозь собственное зренье,
Мы познаем себя как вихрь отторженья.
И как попытку совместить себя со всеми,
И невозможность все понять по этой схеме...
-- Феано


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Den Platon hat die Philosophie nicht als Adligen aufgenommen, sondern
dazu gemacht.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (Briefe über Ethik)


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The religion of Jesus Christ, as preached by his church, causes war,
bloodshed, hatred, and all uncharitableness; and why? Because, they say, a
certain belief is necessary to salvation. They do not say, if you behave
yourself you will get there; they do not say, if you pay your debts and love
your wife and love your children, and are good to your friends, and your
neighbors, and your country, you will get there; that will do you no good;
you have got to believe a certain thing. No matter how bad you are, you can
instantly be forgiven; and no matter how good you are, if you fail to believe
that which you cannot understand, the moment you get to the day of judgment
nothing is left but to damn you, and all the angels will shout "hallelujah."
[Robert G. Ingersoll "Orthodoxy", 1884]


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Идеально, если в вопросе оргазма "джентльмен пропустит даму вперед".


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nach Analogien denken, ist nicht zu schelten: Die Analogie hat
den Vorteil, dass sie nicht abschließt und eigentlich nichts Letztes
will; dagegen die Induktion verderblich ist, die einen vorgesetzten
Zweck im Auge trägt und, auf denselben losarbeitend, Falsches und
Wahres mit sich fortreißt.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 82


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Уважение - это пустота, которой заполняют тот сад, где раньше цвела любовь
-- Н.Векшин, парафраз


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Člověk je ztělesněný paradox, uzlík protikladů.
-- Colton


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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V U
U V dit Bernadette Soubiroux.
-- Breton, J.C.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Давай расстанемся пока хорошие.
-- Фазиль Искандер


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'histoire et les besoins de communication dans les domaines des
sciences et techniques (comme d'ailleurs dans le commerce, la
diplomatie...) au niveau mondial, ont contribué à rehausser une
langue au premier plan et qu'il importe donc de connaître : c'est
l'anglo-américain.
-+- Joachim Charles Hitzke -+-


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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IRONIA - Malattia di stiratrici americane.
MALA AFFECTATIO - Malattia dei salumieri.
METAFORA - Difetto di un trapano.
METAPLASMO - Malattia incurabile.
METRONIMIA - Contatto gomito a gomito su ferrovia sotterranea.
-- Il "Dizzionario", di Umberto Eco, con "L'Espresso",
postato su it.hobby.umorismo


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Aout, aube, nuage muet, hier, ouate, ruine, lions.
-- Roubaud, Jacques


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Steh, stehe fest, wie das Gewölbe steht. Weil seine Blöcke jeder
stürzen will.
-- Heinrich von Kleist


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn ich so bin, wie ich bin, bin ich ich!


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quando vedete un uomo virtuoso, proponetevi di eguagliarlo; quando vedete
un uomo senza virtu', esaminatevi nel vostro intimo.
-- Chung Ni (alias Confucio, al secolo K'ung Tsu)


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Девушка пококетничала - всю деревню за собой увела.
-- курдская пословица


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Běda, když si nápověda myslí, že je hercem.
-- S. J. Lec


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E. F. Benson


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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F: Wie nennst Du einen Elefanten in einem Bus?
A: Passagier.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wenn eine Frau so tut, als interessiere sie sich für die Ansichten
eines Mannes, will sie bloß seine Absichten herausbekommen.
-- Rudi Carrell


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O caipira comprou um s�tio no meio de um matagal e sozinho, come�ou a
trabalhar. Capinou, arou, construiu um galinheiro, um pomar, fez uma
horta e uma casinha de dar inveja aos seus vizinhos.

Um dia, o padre resolveu aparecer por l� para pedir um donativo e
comentou:

-- Que belo trabalho voc�s fizeram aqui!

-- Voc�s?

-- Sim, voc� e Deus.

-- Ahhh! Mas o senhor precisa ver como � que tava isso aqui na �poca
que Ele cuidava sozinho!


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Suggerimento Debian n° 17: per poter parlare con qualcuno a proposito di
Debian, se si sa usare Internet Relay Chat (IRC) installare il proprio
client IRC preferito e unirsi a #debian su irc.debian.org (in inglese). Il
canale italiano di supporto è sulla rete IRC Freenode, #debian-it.



on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Все женщины прелестны, а красоту им придает любовь мужчин.
-- А. С. Пушкин


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ženské nemají smysl pro nesmysl.
-- Werich


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kolektivní rozhodnutí bývají zřídkakdy dobrá. U lidí, kteří jsou
shromážděni v jedné místnosti za účelem dosažení shody, se děje něco s
jejich skepticismem. Objevuje se v nich silnější tendence dosáhnout
dohody. Bojí se svého šéfa, a říkají proto to, co si myslí, že jejich
šéf chce slyšet. Nepochybují o názorech svých spojenců. Když budou všichni
jen souhlasně rozvíjet jediný názor, převládne davová euforie nazývaná
psychology "kolektivní myšlení". Tento nepřirozený stav často vede lidi
k závěrům, jež jsou v rozporu se skutečnými fakty.
-- McCormack


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 03:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Once, in a heated controversy over the wisdom of giving the
Bible to slaves, he asserted that it would be 'infinitely
better to send them a pocket compass and a pistol.'"
[Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass]


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by
the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book: the Topologist. And they grew to
large numbers and prospered.
One day they looked up in the heavens and desired to reach up as far
as the eye could see. So they set out in building a Mathematical edifice that
was to reach up as far as "up" went. Further and further up they went ...
until one night the edifice collapsed under the weight of paradox.
The following morning saw only rubble where there once was a huge
structure reaching to the heavens. One by one, the Mathematicians climbed
out from under the rubble. It was a miracle that nobody was killed; but when
they began to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all suprises! they could not
understand each other. They all spoke different languages. They all fought
amongst themselves and each went about their own way. To this day the
Topologists remain the original Mathematicians.
-- The Story of Babel


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There are certain things men must do to remain men.
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A fools prayer:

Dear Lord,
Please help us not to be blasphemers.
In Jesus name we pray....

[Bill Huston]


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Altwiedermus, der
Jemand, der sich bei jeder Gelegenheit an herumstehende Klaviere setzt
und "Alle meine Entchen" spielt.
-- Douglas Adams, John Lloyd, Sven Böttcher ("Der tiefere Sinn des Labenz")


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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GÉOMÈTRE : Nul n'entre ici s'il n'est géomètre.
-+- Gustave Flaubert, Dictionnaire des idées reçues -+-


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les plus grands ne sont pas ceux qui ne tombent
jamais, mais ceux qui se relèvent toujours.


on the mercredi 19 octobre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)