jeudi, octobre 06, 2016

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L'uomo puo' credere nell'impossibile, ma non puo' credere nell'improbabile.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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WWW - Wait , Wait , Wait ...


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eine Frau kann vielleicht wunschlos glücklich sein, aber niemals
sprachlos glücklich.
-- Moritz Saphir


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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� perigoso ter raz�o em assuntos sobre os quais as autoridades
estabelecidas est�o erradas.
-- Voltaire


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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There once was a clergyman's daughter
Who detested the pony he bought her,
Till she found that its dong
Was as hard and as long
As the prayers her father had taught her.

She married a fellow named Tony
Who soon found her fucking the pony.
Said he, "What's it got,
My dear, that I've not?"
Sighed she, "Just a yard-long bologna."


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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The cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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What causes the mysterious death of everyone?


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Posílám Ti oka,
oka svého soka.
Ne, že bych se vychloubal,
prostě jsem je vydloubal.
-- Vodňanský a Skoumal: Pozdrav z Františkových Lázní


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le donne non hanno mai niente da dire. Ma lo sanno dire cosi' bene.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 19:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
-- Russell Banks


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dica Debian #19: Se está interessado em construir pacotes a partir da fonte,
deve considerar instalar o pacotes apt-src.



on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les regards sont les premiers billets doux des amants.
-+- Anne, dite Ninon de Lenclos -+-


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Čím blíže jsou lidé pravdě, tím jsou snášenlivější vůči cizím omylům.
A opačně.
-- Lev Nikolajevič Tolstoj


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Učený hlupák je větší hlupák, než hlupák nevzdělaný.
-- Moliére


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Welt hat nie eine gute Definition für das Wort Freiheit gefunden.
-- Abraham Lincoln


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I difetti dei grandi scrittori sono di solito eccellenze portate
all'eccesso.
-- Coleridge, "Miscellanies"


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
-- Harry Warner, Warner Bros. Pictures, c. 1927


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour être aimé, soyez discret, la clé des coeurs, c'est le secret.
-+- Jean-Pierre Claris de Florian (1755-1794) -+-


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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E' portatore sano di intelligenza. Ce l'ha, ma non gli fa niente.


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 14:34:00 (UTC+0200)

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Premi IgNobel assegnati a scienziati le cui ricerche sono cosi' inutili
che non dovrebbero essere riprodotte, ma che sono state regolarmente
finanziate e pubblicate su riviste specializzate:

Per la Biologia:
T. Yagyu e colleghi, per una ricerca sulla variazione
dell'attivita' cerebrale a seconda del chewing-gum che si
mastica.
-- Da "Focus" n. 64, febbraio 1998


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cosa ci fa quel pesce nel mio orecchio?
- Fa l'interprete. E' un pesce Babele. Se vuoi, puoi consultare il libro.
-- Douglas Adams, "Guida Galattica per gli Autostoppisti"


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kamila - chciałaby, żeby ktoś ją w końcu wydupczył, ale ma małe szanse, bo
jest bardzo brzydka, lubi przebierać się za facetów.


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Leggi di Klipstein Applicate alla Produzione Meccanica e di Prototipi:
1. Le tolleranze si accumuleranno unidirezionalmente fino a
raggiungere la massima difficolta' di assemblaggio.
2. Se la realizzazione di un progetto richiede n componenti, ce ne
saranno a disposizione n-1 .
3. Ogni motore ruotera' nella direzione sbagliata.
4. Un circuito dotato di un dispositivo di sicurezza distruggera' gli
altri.
5. Un transistor protetto da un fusibile proteggera' il proprio
fusibile bruciando per primo.
6. Un difetto non apparira' fino a che non avra' superato l'ultimo
test.
7. Uno strumento o un componente che si vuole acquistare funzionera'
soltanto fino a quando si sara' ottenuta l'autorizzazione ad
acquistarlo.
8. Dopo aver tolto l'ultima di 16 viti da un pannello di protezione,
ci si accorgera' di aver rimosso il pannello sbagliato.
9. Dopo aver avvitato l'ultima di 16 viti di un pannello di
protezione, ci si accorgera' di aver dimenticato la guarnizione.
10. Dopo aver assemblato un qualsiasi strumento, vari suoi componenti
saranno trovati sul banco.


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если не можешь переплыть реку, не посягай на море.
-- Тибетская мудрость


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Největší vítězství - vítězství nad sebou.
-- Calderón


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Avant donc que d'écrire, apprenez à penser.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Art poétique -+-


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a young girl from Decatur
Who was raped by an alligator.
But no one quite knew
How she relished that screw,
For after he screwed her, he ate her.


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 10:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Chacun se dit ami ; mais fol qui s'y repose.
Rien n'est plus commun que ce nom ;
Rien n'est plus rare que la chose.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Parole de Socrate (Fables IV.17) -+-


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Black people have never rioted. A riot is what white people think blacks
are involved in when they burn stores.
-- Julius Lester


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sesso:
Il piacere e' momentaneo, i dolori infiniti, la posizione ridicola.
-- Kidledge


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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There but for the grace of God, goes God.
-- Winston Churchill, speaking of Sir Stafford Cripps.


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Никогда не следует говорить:"Вы меня не поняли". Лучше сказать:"Я плохо выразил свою
мысль...".
-- М-А.Робер


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"La natura ama il vuoto. La Digital no."
-- Lettera di un rivenditore DEC


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wir bekämpfen die Abtreibung mit Adoption.
-- Mutter Teresa


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"...balance the budget? Tax religion."
[Jello Biafra]


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #449:

greenpeace free'd the mallocs


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Bobby, lo sai cos'e' una metafora?
- Un componente elettrico? Come un condensatore?
-- William Gibson, "Count Zero"


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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> et me dis quil y a eu une merde avec le serveur truc machin et que ca a
> fait un gros server crash. OU ets la merde?????
Fallait choisir le serveur bidule, c'est pour ça.
-+- EJ in guide du linuxien pervers - "Tout ça c'est de la bidouille" -+-


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Нет поэзии в безмятежной и блаженной жизни! Надо, чтобы что-нибудь ворочало душу и
жгло воображение.
-- Денис Давыдов


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Auf jede Frage eine Antwort wissen nur Dummköpfe.
-- John Ernst Steinbeck


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Aug 15 01:10:26 <blanko> ptanko :P powie mi ktos jak mam doinstalowac i skad
zdobyc readline i readline-devil ??? mam 1 dzien Debiana P
(devil inside)


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die meisten Menschen brauchen mehr Liebe, als sie verdienen.
-- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie fängt man einen Löwen in der Wüste?
8. mathematische Methode: Die Peano-Methode

Man konstruiere eine Peano-Kurve durch die Wüste, also eine stetige
Kurve, die durch jeden Punkt der Wüste geht. Es ist gezeigt worden,
daß man eine solche Kurve in beliebig kurzer Zeit durchlaufen kann.
Mit dem Käfig unter'm Arm durchlaufe man die Kurve in kürzerer Zeit,
als der Löwe benötigt, um sich um seine eigene Länge fortzubewegen.


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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-=Duck=-

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on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Faites-vous des amis prompts à vous censurer.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Satires -+-


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Charles Ton


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
series of kernels. So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27


on the jeudi 6 octobre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)