jeudi, septembre 22, 2016

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Люди всегда будут глупенькими жертвами обмана и самообмана в политике,
пока они не научатся за любыми нравственными, религиозными,
политическими, социальными фразами, заявлениями, обещаниями
разыскивать интересы тех или иных классов.
-- В.И.Ленин


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #335:

the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Une théorie physique consiste à coller une théorie mathématique sur un
morceau de réalité... On s'intéresse à ces idéalisations parce qu'elles
sont utiles.
-+- Bertrand Russell, Hasard et chaos -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lichocení je falešný peníz, který udržuje v oběhu jen naši marnivost.
-- Jan Ámos Komenský


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention
to the irrelevant.


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 21:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Fui promosso caporale. Fui promosso molte volte, sempre caporale.
-- Robert Heinlein, "La via della Gloria"


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around
in front every time you want to kiss her.


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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После гибели идеи остаются идеологи.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Демократия: народ берёт власть, власть берёт верх.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cos'e' la globalizzazione?
- Gli albanesi sbarcano in Puglia e a Milano sono esasperati.
-- ElleKappa


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Война - река, впадающая в море крови.
-- Георгий Ковальчук


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nevíš, kdo je tvým přítelem, pokud se s tebou neprolomí led.
-- eskymácké přísloví


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Co je mužům čest a sláva, to je ženám krása a láska.
-- Julius Zeyer


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un enfant prodige ?
c'est un enfant dont les parents ont beaucoup d'imagination.
-+- Jean Cocteau -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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checkuary, n:
The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends
when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Činy moudrých lidí diktuje rozum, méně moudrých zkušenost, nevědoucích
nutnost, činy zvířat příroda.
-- Cicero


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Le pire, quand votre femme vous trompe, c'est de laisser
voir à l'autre ce dont vous vous contentez tous les jours.
-+- Sacha Guitry -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Il capitalismo e' lo sfruttamento dell'uomo sull'uomo.
Il socialismo e' l'esatto CONTRARIO."
-- D.Aquisti, "Barzellette di Gorbaciov"


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Liberace was at heaven's gate when Saint Peter told him that he'd been
disqualified from entering.
Stunned, Liberace asked, "Why?"
"Our records show that you once ate a parakeet," Saint Peter answered.
"I never did that," Liberace replied. "Can't you check your records?
They *must* be wrong!"
"It says right here that on August 15, 1981, you ate a chartreuse
parakeet with black trim."
"Hey, listen, you must be thinking of Ozzy Osbourne, " Liberace
replied. "Now, I might have had a cockatoo..."


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qui gatta ci cova. E i gattini pigolano.
-- Radio Deejay


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
-- Alexander Hamilton


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Кто в верности не клялся никогда, тот никогда её и не нарушит.
-- Платон


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Niemcy opierają swoje szanse na iluzorycznych argumentach,
że piłka jest okrągła, a bramki są dwie
Andrzej Zydorowicz (TVP)


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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La théorie est absurde dans la pratique et la pratique est aveugle sans
la théorie.
-+- Emmanuel Kant -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un padre e' un banchiere fornito dalla natura.


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Pozorujeme Hruna, který se právě na kočičích nohou přesmykl přes
ústí nebezpečného tunelu. I ve fialovém světle se jeho kůže leskla barvou
starého bronzu. Byl ozdoben zlatými náramky na rukou i na nohou, ale jinak
byl nahý s výjimkou bederní roušky z leopardí kůže. Kůži získal v mlhavých
pralesích Howondalandu, když jejího majitele osobně zakousl.
-- T. Pratchett: Barva kouzel


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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>Merci je ré-installe et j'essaye.
c'est ça, gros neuneu, réinstalle windoze et lache nous les baskettes
-+- TP in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "Bien configurer ses baskettes" -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le vice toujours sombre aime l'obscurité.
-+- Nicolas Boileau, Satires -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sara e Buontempo sono moglie e marito. Mentre Buontempo e' a caccia,
Sara si ferisce e perde sangue, sporcando tutta la casa. Quando
Buontempo torna e vede il sangue, si spara.

MORALE: "Rosso di Sara Buontempo si spara".
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Ieri ho preso un cane per mia moglie.
- Ah, si'? E dove fanno questi scambi?
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Noch rätselt eine Gruppe Wissenschaftler über die Herkunft 'Ötzis'.
Österreicher kann er nicht sein, man hat Hirn gefunden. Italiener kann er
auch keiner sein, er hatte Werkzeug dabei. Vielleicht ist er ein Schweizer,
weil er vom Gletscher überholt wurde. Aber wahrscheinlich ist er Deutscher,
denn wer geht sonst mit Sandalen ins Hochgebirge...


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Se in Olanda, all'improvviso, scendessero tutti insieme dalle
biciclette, credo che il paese sprofonderebbe.
-- Gino Bramieri


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Principio di O'Brien (Teoria delle 750 Lire):
Note-spese il cui totale e' divisibile per 1000 sono sempre guardate
con sospetto.


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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TV:
Dopo Pippo Baudo e Mara Venier, anche Raffaella Carra' minaccia
di lasciare la RAI. Dovrebbe minacciare di restarci. Spaventerebbe
piu' gente.
-- Panfilo Maria Lippi, "TABLOID TABLOID"@"Mai Dire Gol"


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я сказал, что все жанры хороши, кроме скучного. Да, сударь, но грубость - не
жанр.
-- Вольтер


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means
to buy it, and so he huffily walked out of the Miami Beach hotel when he
found out the charges for room, meals and golf privileges were $300 a day.
He registered across the street at an equally elegant hotel, where the
rates were only $70. The following morning he went down to the hotel's
golf course and asked Scotty, the pro, to sell him a couple of golf balls.
"Sure," said Scotty. "That'll be $25 apiece."
"What?" screamed the bachelor. "In the hotel across the street
they only charge $1 a ball!"
"Naturally," replied the pro. "Over there they get you by the
rooms."


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ma basta studiare la geografia a memoria! Basta con i nomi dei fiumi, coi nomi
degli affluenti... che poi, chissa' perche', vanno sempre tutti a finire nel
Mar Ionio...
-- Maurizio Mosca


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"Well, I took your advice, Doc", said Knopp,
"And told my wife to try it on top.
She bounced for an hour,
Till she ran out of power,
And the kids, who'd grown bored, made us stop."


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Per sapere se un pensiero e' nuovo, non c'e' che un mezzo: esprimerlo
con la massima semplicita'.
-- Luc de Vauvenargues


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Воистину, тончайший юмор заключен в том, что бог дал человечеству
разум, а как им пользоваться не пояснил.
-- Андрей Галямин


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nedělejme si nepřátele z těch, kteří kdybychom je lépe znali, by mohli být
mezi našimi přáteli.
-- La Bruyere


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Entre
Ce que je pense,
Ce que je veux dire,
Ce que je crois dire,
Ce que je dis,
Ce que vous avez envie d'entendre,
Ce que vous croyez entendre,
Ce que vous entendez,
Ce que vous avez envie de comprendre,
Ce que vous comprenez,
Il y a dix possibilités qu'on ait des difficultés à communiquer.
Mais essayons quand même...
-+- Bernard Werber, Encyclopédie du savoir relatif et absolu -+-


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
-- Sigmund Freud


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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- Cosa fa un partigiano in una lampadina?
- La Resistenza!


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Non ci sono persone piu' acide di quelle che son dolci per interesse.
-- Vauvenargues, "Riflessioni e massime"


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nemiluji tebe, spíše svou existenci: je mi dána tvým
prostřednictvím.
-- Kafka


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Feia como mulher de cego.


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Technika a organizace, jejich akceptování a využívání závisí především na
pracovnících, kteří jsou ale dodnes ve většině našich firem na pokraji
zájmu. Řešení problému, který rozmotáváme vlastně z opačné strany,
způsobuje nejen to, že se obyčejně záměry vedení podniku nesetkají
s pochopením a nepřinesou očekávané výsledky, ale vede zároveň k tomu, že
mnohé podniky postupně ztrácejí své nejschopnější zaměstnance. (str. 38)
-- Košturiak, Gregor


on the jeudi 22 septembre 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)