mercredi, septembre 14, 2016

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Lidské myšlenky jsou otrokem lidského života.
-- Shakespeare


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Истинное красноречие смеется над витиеватостью; истинная
нравственность смеется над нравоучением.
-- Блез Паскаль


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 23:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Gehen zwei durch die Wüste, sagt der eine: Wart mal, ich hab Sand im Schuh.


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Telefon schrillt. Eine wütende Stimme bellt:
"Das alte Suppenhuhn, daß Sie mir gestern angedreht haben,
ist zäh und ungeniessbar! Das müssen Sie zurücknehmen."
"Tut uns leid, aber das ist nach dem Gesetz verboten."
"Unerhört, ich spreche doch mit dem Lebensmittelhaus Krummdick und
Schluckebier?"
"Irrtum, Sie sind mit dem Standesamt verbunden!"


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"If we encounter in a personality fear of divine punishment as the sole
sanction for right doing, we can be sure we are dealing with a childish
conscience, with a case of arrested development."
[Gordon W. Allport, "Becoming"]


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Disneyworld: A maior ratoeira humana já construida por um
rato.
-- George S. Kaufman


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Žena se dívá do prázdna jen tehdy, nemá-li zrcadlo.
-- Burian V.


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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In amore ci vuole fortuna, e comunque anche un bel culo non guasta.
-- Fabio Fazio


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bedeutet eine schwarze Katze Unglück?
Das kommt drauf an – bist du Mensch oder Maus?
-- Eckhart von Hirschhausen


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wen jemand lobt, dem stellt er sich gleich.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 151


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Справедливый муж повелевает женою не как хозяин собственностью, но как
душа телом; считаясь с её чувствами и неизменно благожелательно.
-- Плутарх


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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...


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Qualsiasi asino e' capace di distruggere la stalla, ma soltanto il bravo
carpentiere e' capace di ricostruirla.
-- Proverbio


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die Strafe, die züchtigt, ohne zu verhüten, heißt Rache.
-- Albert Camus


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".
-- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gli Errori di Windows [8 di 8]:
983 Hard Disk Error - I file sull'hard disk sono stati sistemati e
pienamente ottimizzati, e per questo li ho
dovuti raccogliere e mettere in un paio di
centinaia di file .TMP
294B BlackMail Error - 500$ a Gates oppure mostrero' a tua moglie le
JPG che hai appena scaricato.
-- Da http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Жизнь - праздник, если отмечать каждый день.
-- Б.Крутиер


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Женская логика совершенно непостижима, ибо женщина всегда права!


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Traveller: God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer.
Farmer: You should have seen how he treated them when I wasn't around.


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Někteří uzavírají dvojspolek proti světu a své zdvojené sobectví pokládají
za lásku a důvěrnost.
-- Fromm


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il nostro essere e' il nostro passato. E solamente col passato e'
possibile giudicare le persone.
-- Oscar Wilde


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 12:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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"La documentazione e' come il sesso: se e' buono, e' molto molto buono;
se e' cattivo... beh, meglio di niente!!!"
-- Massima trovata da Antonio Biso in un readme di un
programma shareware


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"In spite of all the yearnings of men, no one can produce a single
fact or reason to support the belief in God and in personal immortality."
[Clarence Darrow, The Sign, May 1938]


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Lord Vetinari se bez jediného slova podíval na Rozšafína Ctibuma.
Dokázal se vypořádat s bětšinou typů normálních myslí, ale rukojeť k té,
kterou měl v hlavě Rozšafín Ctibum, bude muset teprve objevit. Teď bylo
lepší se usmát a přikývnout a dát mu i těch několik zařízeníček
a přístrojků, o nichž si Rozšafínův mozek myslel, že jsou tak hrozně
důležité, než ho nechat propadnout amoku.
-- T. Pratchett: Poslední hrdina


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Воспитанный мужчина не сделает замечания даме, плохо несущей шпалу.
-- Г. Малкин


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names
have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp,
James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important
electrical experiments. For example, in 1780 Luigi Galvani discovered (this
is the truth) that when he attached two different kinds of metal to the leg
of a frog, an electrical current developed and the frog's leg kicked, even
though it was no longer attached to the frog, which was dead anyway.
Galvani's discovery led to enormous advances in the field of amphibian
medicine. Today, skilled veterinary surgeons can take a frog that has been
seriously injured or killed, implant pieces of metal in its muscles, and
watch it hop back into the pond just like a normal frog, except for the fact
that it sinks like a stone.
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Víno nemá závory.
-- české přísloví


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Edwardsův zákon o čase a vynaložené námaze:
A. Máme-li ze začátku na daný úkol dost času, bývá počáteční
úsilí nevalné.
B. S časem scvrkávajícím se v nulu narůstá úsilí nepřímo
úměrně do nekonečna.
Nutný důsledek:
Kdyby nebylo poslední chvilky, nic na tom světě by se nedodělalo.
-- Murphy


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Многие никогда бы не влюбились, если бы не были наслышаны о любви.
-- Ларошфуко


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Člověk není k stáru moudřejší, je jen opatrnější.
-- Hemingway


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 08:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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"You see, one thing is, I can live with doubt and uncertainty and not knowing.
I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers
which might be wrong. I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and
different degrees of uncertainty about different things, but I am not
absolutely sure of anything and there are many things I don't know anything
about, such as whether it means anything to ask why we're here... I don't
have to know an answer. I don't feel frightened not knowing things, by being
lost in a mysterious universe without any purpose, which is the way it really
is as far as I can tell. It doesn't frighten me."
[Richard P. Feynman, "Genius, the life and science"]


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Besser ein "Original" als ein Clo(w)n.


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Compatibilita' Universale. Nessun limite di eta' o numero di giocatori."
-- Scritta riportata sulla custodia dell'album "Cosi' Com'e'"
degli Articolo 31.


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Amour est un étrange maître.
Heureux qui peut ne le connaître
Que par récit, lui ni ses coups !
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Le Lion amoureux (Fables IV.1) -+-


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Fundamentalists long for the return of a more moral America, an America
that may never have been. All around them they see what they perceive as
declining morality and spirituality. They reason that if humans share
ancestry with the other animals, we have no reason to behave as anything
other than animals. This view neglects the fact that humans are the only
known animals with the ability to contemplate the consequences of their own
actions. It also fails to recognize that there is a great deal of good in
the world, the nightly news notwithstanding. Crime existed long before the
theory of evolution, even before the writing of the Bible, and biologists
do not like crime any more than the creationists do. Evolutionary theory is
not a license to run amok, and neither is a belief in the literal
interpretation of the Bible a guarantor of moral behavior."
[Tim Berra, "Evolution and the Myth of Creationism"]


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Le clergé est une compagnie qui a le privilège exclusif de voler par la
séduction.
-+- Claude-Hadrien Helvetius (1715-1771) -+-


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kdyby mi nabízeli moudrost s tou podmínkou, že ji budu držet v tajnosti
a nikomu se o ní nezmíním, odmítnu ji.
-- Seneca


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Тело - это наименьшее из того, в чём женщина может отказать мужчине.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Credulity is not a crime for the individual -- but it is clearly a crime as
regards the race. Just look at the actual consequences of credulity. For
years men believed in the foul superstition of witchcraft and many poor
people suffered for this foolish belief. There was a general belief in angels
and demons, flying familiarly, yet skittishly through the air, and that belief
caused untold distress and pain and tragedy. The most holy Catholic church
(and, after it, the various Protestant sects) enforced the dogma that heresy
was terribly sinful and punishable by death. Imagine -- but all you need do
is to recount -- the suffering entailed by that belief.

When one surveys the causes and consequences of credulity, it is apparent
that this easy believer in the impossible, this readiness toward false and
fanatical notions, has been indeed a most serious and major crime against
humanity. The social life in any age, it may be said, is about what its extent
of credulity guarantees. In an extremely credulous age, social life will be
cruel and dark and treacherous. in a skeptical age, social life will be more
humane. We assert that the philosophy of humanity -- that the best interests
of the human race -- demand a strong statement and a repeated, enlightening
statement of atheism."
[E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning Of Atheism"]


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Was hat man sich nicht mit dem Granit beschäftigt! Man hat ihn
mit in die neueren Epochen herangezogen, und doch entsteht keiner
mehr vor unsern Augen. Geschäh' es im tiefsten Meeresgrunde, so
hätten wir keine Kenntnis davon.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 948


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'ai fait un test de QI,
les résultats étaient négatifs.
-+- Philippe Geluck, Le chat, Le Chat -+-


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wir leiden an unverdautem Wissenschaftsbrei.
-- Bertrand A. W. Russell


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 01:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Als ich entführt wurde, begannen meine Eltern aktiv zu werden. Sie
vermieteten mein Zimmer.
-- Woody Allen (eigentlich: Woody Stewart)


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Emilio Fede, quando si e' presentato alle elezioni per il PSDI, ha preso
cinque voti. In famiglia sono sei: sta ancora cercando il franco
tiratore.
-- Beppe Grillo


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Верблюд, рассказывая о коне, непременно изобразит его горбатым.
-- Таджикская пословица


on the mercredi 14 septembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)