mardi, septembre 13, 2016

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Gli Ingegneri Informatici fanatici di Star Trek li riconosci dalle loro
tastiere: aggiungono sempre la scritta "prise" al tasto "Enter".
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Чтобы выйти из детского возраста - надо твёрдо стоять на ногах.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Said a happy young man of Fort Drum :
"What care I for this shortage of gum?
My favorite chew
Is a condom or two,
With a goodly amount of fresh come."


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jak si kočky hrají: Vlhký beton
Oblíbená a jednoduchá kočičí hra, o níž archeologové zjistili,
že je stará jako - vlhký beton sám. Sestává z toho, že kočka vyhledá
nějaký vlhký beton a přeběhne přes něj. Existuje samozřejmě několik
herních úrovní; nejvíce bodů je možné získat za přeběhnutí přes beton,
který je sice dost vlhký na to, aby v něm zůstaly pěkné stopy kočičích
tlapek, ale zároveň dost tvrdý na to, aby se nedal urovnat.
-- T. Pratchett: Nefalšovaná kočka


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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In der Ehe (wie in der Freundschaft und überall) hilft kein Wohltun
und Beschenken, sobald die Persönlichkeit beleidigt ist anstatt
verehrt. Keine langen Geschenke machen wörtliche Verkennungen des
Augenblicks gut.
-- Jean Paul


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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CHI BEN COMINCIA E' A META' DELL'OPERA:
Michael Schumacher ha provato ieri, a Fiorano, la nuova monoposto
Ferrari F399. Le si e' staccato l'alettone posteriore, e la vettura e'
finita in testa coda sulla sabbia. Jean Todt era particolarmente scocciato:
"C'est pa possible! Non doveva saperlo nessuno, che la nuova Ferrari e'
progettata per andare sullo sterrato!". I giornalisti sono rimasti
sorpresi: "Perche' non dirci subito che lavoravate per la Parigi-Dakar?".
E Schumacher, in inglese: "Io ci ho provato, ma avevo gia' detto una frase
intera in italiano... ero stremato!". I giornalisti: "Ma allora cosa
farete quest'anno per la Formula Uno?". E Luca Cordero di Montezemolo:
"Faremo si' che il Campionato si disputi regolarmente: ripuliremo tutti i
circuiti dai pezzi sparsi dalle Ferrari durante i Gran Premi scorsi".
-- Andrea `Zuse' Balestrero, "Struscia la Novizia", 1999


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Principio di Zeno:
Meglio essere liberi che rinchiusi in un cesso tutta la vita!


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pssss! Hai la cerniera aperta!


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The man who is always worrying whether or not his soul would
be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn."
[Oliver Wendell Holmes]


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если бы прокрустово ложе могло говорить, оно рассказало бы нам о сути равенства.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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J'honore la philosophie, je hais les philosophes.
-+- Ludwig Boltzmann -+-


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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je bavarde de ce que je veux
-+- CF in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : bien configurer son bavardage -+-


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Sollten die Lautsprecher ihrer Stereoanlage sehr dumpf klingen, dann
prüfen sie bitte, ob dieselben eventuell noch verpackt sind.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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DISCRIMINATION

M : C'est dégueulasse de se moquer des nains ! Les gens de petites tailles sont des gens comme les autres !
P : Ah... non... Si les nains étaient des gens comme les autres, ils se foutraient de la gueule des nains...


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dieu ou la pensée : "Entre penser et dire, il y a un monde de
différences (et ils sont près !). Une personne s'appelle "dieu" et
l'autre s'appelle "être humain". Et on est tous les deux la même chose
au même niveau... mais "dieu" voudrait qu'on pense la vérité sur
nous-même et pas ce qu'on dit.. Tu comprends ce que je veux dire ? It's
a paradigm, un "paradigme" comme on dit en français, je crois... et bien
je n'ai jamais fait une interview comme ça! Je ne sais pas pourquoi."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Quando fui rapito, i miei genitori si diedero subito da fare.
Affittarono la mia stanza.
-- Woody Allen


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Gionny Falo' mentre bruciava disse al suo popolo: "Non avrete paura del
fuoco se sarete vigili...". Ma mori' prima di dire: "del fuoco".
-- Alessandro Bergonzoni


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Proč máme takovou paměť, že si pamatujeme nejmenší podrobnosti toho, co se
nám přihodilo, ale ne takovou, abychom si zapamatovali, kolikrát jsme to
řekli téže osobě?
-- Rochefoucauld


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 15:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Letzte Worte eines Anglers:
"Die Sache hat einen Haken."


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Não existe o almoco gratis.
-- Milton Friedman


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 14:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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O sujeito vai � feira e sai com uma alface escondida na sacola. Qual o
nome do filme?

Alface oculta


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You've been Berkeley'ed!


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 13:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Одна крыса говорит другой: "Ей-богу, я выдрессировала своего экспериментатора! Теперь
каждый раз, когда я нажимаю рычаг, он приносит корм".
-- В.С.Гурфинкель


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of
whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Not thinking critically, I assumed that the "successful" prayers
were proof that God answers prayer while the failures were proof
that there was something wrong with me."
[Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith"]


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Smile, Cthulhu Loathes You.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nei sexy shop si possono comprare le videocassette dei film porno.
Sono a colori, ma se togliessero il rosa sarebbero in bianco e nero.
-- Carlo Pistarino


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost ripping up your nose
Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire
And folks dressed up like buffaloes
Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow
Helps to make the season right
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out
Will find it hard to see tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh
And every mother's child is sure to spy
To see if reindeer really scream when they die
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Która z pań eleganckich, przystojnych (wyznanie obojętne), do lat 35,
materyalnie niezależna, mająca zamiar spędzić zimę w Krynicy, Zakopanem lub
t. p., chce spędzić ją w towarzystwie inteligentnego i przystojnego
sportsmena.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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<kerozorek> pająk mi po ścianie zapierdala.
* misfit_ lubic arachne
<mteg> zostawić.
<kuguar> kerozorek: kilim


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"В каждой нации есть свои евреи", и есть чужие.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Deutsche Bundestag ist mal voller und mal leerer, aber immer
voller Lehrer.
-- Otto Graf Lambsdorff


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kolik svobodných mužů sní o mírné a laskavé ženě. A kolik ženatých.
-- XY


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer gut wirtschaften will, sollte nur die Hälfte seiner Einnahmen
ausgeben, wenn er reich werden will, sogar nur ein Drittel.
-- Francis Bacon


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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- Что значит надпись на афише: "Фильм в системе Dolby Surround"?
- Когда герой сидит в соpтиpе, чувствуешь себя унитазом.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wolf und Lamm haben Frieden geschlossen: Mann nennt das
'Staatskirchentum', der Gefressene dabei ist leider der Mensch.
-- Max Brod


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Velmi silný je ten, kdo dovede mlčet, i když je v právu.
-- Cato


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Плеш-память.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Confucious say:
man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zuzana se zarazila. Samozřejmě, že se mezi lidmi najde takový
pitomec. Někteří lidé jsou ochotni udělat cokoliv jen proto, aby
zjistili, jestli se to udělat dá. Kdybyste připevnili do nějaké tajemné
jeskyně velký vypínač, nad nímž by byla umístěna tabulec s nápisem
"Vypínač k vypnutí světa. PROSÍME NEDOTÝKEJTE SE!",
neměla by barva na tabuli jistě ani čas zaschnout.
-- T. Pratchett: Zloděj času


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mais freq�ente que pereba em pi�.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Pour qu'il y ait le moins de mécontents possible il faut
toujours taper sur les mêmes.
-+- Devise Shadok -+-


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Любимая - это как бутылка вина,
Жена - как винная бутылка.
-- Шарль Бодлер


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Lysistrata had a good idea.


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Na této zemi, na níž je vůbec třeba za všechno draze platit,
musíme vysoko zaplatit jakékoli mistrovství. Když se člověk stává
pánem svého oboru, stává se rovněž i jeho obětí.
-- Nietzsche


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There has also been some work to allow the interesting use of macro names.
For example, if you wanted all of your "creat()" calls to include read
permissions for everyone, you could say

#define creat(file, mode) creat(file, mode | 0444)

I would recommend against this kind of thing in general, since it
hides the changed semantics of "creat()" in a macro, potentially far away
from its uses.
To allow this use of macros, the preprocessor uses a process that
is worth describing, if for no other reason than that we get to use one of
the more amusing terms introduced into the C lexicon. While a macro is
being expanded, it is temporarily undefined, and any recurrence of the macro
name is "painted blue" -- I kid you not, this is the official terminology
-- so that in future scans of the text the macro will not be expanded
recursively. (I do not know why the color blue was chosen; I'm sure it
was the result of a long debate, spread over several meetings.)
-- From Ken Arnold's "C Advisor" column in Unix Review


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Разумный наказывает не потому, что был совершен проступок, а для того,
чтобы он не совершался впредь.
-- Платон


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Cała sprawa rozegrała się niemal w całości w towarzystwie czysto męskim i ..
przecież niemal wszyscy z tej grupy muszą się golić, a przynajmnienj od
czasu do czasu przy tej okazji używają lustra. Ciekawy jestem CO lub KOGO
przy tej okazji widzą ? :>


on the mardi 13 septembre 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)