lundi, août 29, 2016

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328. Tylko Chuck Norris potrafi dokładnie policzyć liczbę Pi .... na liczydle


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dosažený úspěch netrvá navěky. V osmdesátých letech se rozšířilo
podnikatelsko-manažerské úsloví, že "nic se neztrácí tak snadno jako
úspěch". A pokračuje se, že úspěchu nejvíc škodí, když z něj chceme týt.
Úspěch potřebuje stále obnovovat. (str. 89)
-- Jirásek J.


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les tragédies des autres sont toujours d'une banalité désespérante.
-+- Oscar Wilde -+-


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"In addition I think science has enjoyed an extraordinary success
because it has such a limited and narrow realm in which to focus its
efforts. Namely, the physical universe."
[Ken Jenkins]


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La cacahuète : "J'adore les cacahuètes. Tu bois une bière et tu en as
marre du goût. Alors tu manges des cacahuètes. Les cacahuètes c'est doux
et salé, fort et tendre, comme une femme. Manger des cacahuètes, it's a
really strong feeling. Et après tu as de nouveau envie de boire de la
bière. Les cacahuètes c'est le mouvement perpétuel à la portée de
l'homme."
-+- Jean-Claude VanDamme -+-


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Hlupák nevychází nikdy ze směšnosti, je to jeho charakteristický rys;
do směšnosti upadne někdy i ten, kdo má ducha, ale ten z ní opět vyjde.
-- La Bruyere


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 21:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Entendu dans un pub à la mode :
Quelqu'un aurait-il un crack ou un numéro de série pour IE 4 ?
-+- in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - Chapitre 6 : le newbie ébahi -+-


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 20:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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И громкоговорителем можно заткнуть рот.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Nowy: Już nikt przez ciebie nie zginie ubeku pierdolony! Nikt więcej,
nikt! Kurwa nikt! Nikt...


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary
to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one
ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job. A man who knows a
job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing
forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient
he is. Thinking always ahead, thinking always of trying to do more, brings a
state of mind in which nothing is impossible. The moment one gets into the
"expert" state of mind a great number of things become impossible."
-- From Henry Ford Sr., "My Life and Work," p. 86 (1922):


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Řekneš-li si, je to tak a tak, pokus se představit si, že to
může být právě naopak.
-- Weilová


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Un giudice diceva ingenuamente ad alcuni amici: "Oggi abbiamo condannato
a morte tre uomini: ce n'erano due che proprio se lo meritavano!".
-- Nicolas de Chamfort, "Caratteri e aneddoti"


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Не быть личностью уже деградация.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Carabinieri:
- Ma cosa fai con quell'orologio in testa?
- Mi hanno detto che ci potevo fare la doccia, ma sono due ore che
aspetto e non scende una goccia d'acqua!
-- Da it.hobby.umorismo


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 17:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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#debian.pl
Feb 19 02:12:42 <[ViRuS]> co powiecie na too ze sciagnolem rewriiter pod dos
Feb 19 02:12:47 <[ViRuS]> ale odpalil sie pod winda
Feb 19 02:12:56 <[ViRuS]> dalem mu sierzke do resue.bin
Feb 19 02:13:08 <[ViRuS]> potem dalemm zeby wysylal na a:
Feb 19 02:13:20 <[ViRuS]> on porobil przeszy takie ladne rameczki 2
Feb 19 02:13:34 <[ViRuS]> whodze w folobby a tam 2razy *.zip
Feb 19 02:14:08 <[ViRuS]> i chyba z 20 razy *.txt i dziwne nazwy np f1 f1 f12
Feb 19 02:16:40 <Howks> [ViRuS]: a czy te dziwne nazwy nie ukladaja sie
przypadkiem w kolejnosc klawiszy funkcyjnych f1-f12 ?
Feb 19 02:17:54 <[ViRuS]> Howks a z czego to sie ma odpalic ??
Feb 19 02:18:13 <[ViRuS]> czy widziales dyskietke ktora sie bootuje z pliku
*.zip albo *.txt ?
Feb 19 02:19:12 <Howks> hmmm tak.
Feb 19 02:19:54 <Howks> [ViRuS]: ten nick pasuje do ciebie :))))
Feb 19 02:20:07 <Howks> zero pozytku a bardzo upierdliwy :PPP


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Die menschliche Dummheit ist keine historische Sache. Die menschliche
Dummheit existiert allgemein, sogar bis in alle Ewigkeit hinein. Diese
Dummheit gehört zum Menschen. Sie ist eine strukturelle Angelegenheit.
-- Laszlo Krasznahorkai


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 16:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
-- Hedy Lamarr


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Richter: "Wann haben Sie denn gemerkt, daß das Grundstück bewacht war?
Angeklagter: "Als ich die Zähne von dem Dobermann in meinem Hintern
spürte!"
Darauf wendet sich der Richter an den Zeugen und fragt: "Stimmt das,
Herr Dobermann?"


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Kai Mahn


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 14:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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1 z 10, gość odpowiada po namyśle:
- Będę strzelał.
- Proszę.
- Nie wiem.


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Я боюсь, что у русской литературы одно только будущее - ее прошлое.
-- Е.И.Замятнин


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Einen gerüsteten, auf die Defensive berechneten Zustand kann
kein Staat aushalten.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 728


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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So far we've managed to avoid turning Perl into APL. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199702251904.LAA28261@wall.org>


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ginsburg's Law:
At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your
big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Гигиена любви состоит в том, чтобы не смотреть на друга никогда
со стороны и никогда не судить о нём вместе с кем-нибудь.
-- М. Пришвин


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 11:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Dobro má za hrob lidský nevděk.
-- Musset


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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MUOBZLNDSATEGPYWQFIJKCRXHV
-- Flandrin, Patrick


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Ferri ha riportato, lo dico per tranquillizzare i familiari, la
frattura della mandibola."
-- Enzo Foglianese, telecronista sportivo


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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That's the funniest thing I've ever heard and I will _not_ condone it.
-- DyerMaker, 17 March 2000 MegaPhone radio show


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 09:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Или не се опитвай, или карай до край.
-- Овидий


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Черти в аду мучительно завидуют, наблюдая иезуитскую ловкость, с которой люди
умеют порочить друг друга.
-- Максим Горький


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 07:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Une « action concrète décidée sur debian-devel », ça existe ça ?
-+- TL sur debian-french : "Mettre en oeuvre la mise en oeuvre" -+-


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
-- Daniel Hudson Burnham


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Der Deutsche soll alle Sprachen lernen, damit ihm zu Hause kein
Fremder unbequem, er aber in der Fremde überall zu Hause sei.
-- Goethe, Maximen und Reflektionen, Nr. 741


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Особенной любви достоин тот,
Кто недостойной душу отдает.
-- У. Шекспир


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Neither Heaven nor Hell, and surely not a
spaceship, will be found in the tail of a comet."
[Harlan Ellison]


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Нужно разбиться на людей, чтобы объединиться в человечество.
-- А.Круглов


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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meme ke moloss il a un alias
il tape /mortderire
et ca ecrit <moloss> mdr
-+- Big-Toof in GPJ: Les alias les plus courts sont les meilleurs -+-


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Se concentração ganhasse jogo, o time do presídio não perdia um."

--Neném Prancha, treinador e filósofo do futebol brasileiro.


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wer sich zum Alleinherrscer erhebt und Brutus nicht tötet, oder wer
einen Freistaat gründet und die Söhne des Brututs nicht hinrichten
läßt, wird sich nicht lange halten.
-- Niccolò Machiavelli (Vom Start)


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Das Leben ist ein Hospital, in dem jeder sein Bett wechseln möchte.
-- Charles Baudelaire


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 02:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Памятка для хирурга: Вырежи и сохрани.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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* Knghtbrd notes he has mashed potatoes for brains tonight
<Valkyrie> yum, can I have some?
<Knghtbrd> um ...
* Knghtbrd hides from Valkyrie


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Платят чаще всего словами, они совершают невозможное; в высших сферах идет торговля
воздухом, и одно дыхание из высочайших уст изрядно вдохновляет.
-- Грасиан


on the lundi 29 août 2016, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)