dimanche, août 14, 2016

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Если есть автоответчик, значит должен быть и автоистец.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 23:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Oito � o tio.
-- pal�ndromo


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things
they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 22:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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I Know A Joke!!


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Kritiker sind blutrünstige Leute, die es nicht bis zum Henker gebracht
haben.
-- George Bernard Shaw


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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А незнакомок я целую робко...
-- В. Вишневский


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La loi est l'expression de la volonté générale. Tous les citoyens ont
droit de concourir personnellement ou par leurs représentants à sa
formation.
-+- Déclaration des droits de l'homme et du citoyen
(26 août 1789) - Article VI -+-


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question
and it'll give the correct answer. Computer, what is the
speed of light?"
Computer: 186,282 miles per second.
Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer: George Washington.
President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.
Where is my father?"
Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty
years ago!"
Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just
landed a twelve pound bass.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Parlare dell'amore, un problema che ricorre sempre piu' frequentemente
in questi giorni, nei libri, nei giochi, nei film, e' l'inabilita' delle
persone a comunicare con le persone che amano; mariti e mogli che non
riescono a comunicare, figli che non riescono a comunicare con i
genitori, e cosi' via. Ed i personaggi in questi libri, giochi, film,
ecc. (e nella vita reale, potrei aggiungere) passano ore lamentandosi
del fatto che non riescono a comunicare. Io sento che, se una persona
non riesce a comunicare, come minimo puo' tenere la bocca chiusa!
-- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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L'absence est le plus grand des maux.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
Les deux Pigeons (Fables IX.2) -+-


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 19:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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"...if I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose
to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the
pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous
atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose
every deed is foul, foul, foul."
[Isaac Asimov, _I. Asimov: A Memoir_]


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 18:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Трудовое воспитание - это... гармония трех понятий: надо, трудно и прекрасно.
-- В.А.Сухомлинский?


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 18:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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La memoria dovrebbe essere il punto di partenza del presente.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 17:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Порода не терпит пустоты.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Geschichte ist nichts anderes als die Unfallchronik der Menschheit.
-- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Japan, n:
A fictional place where elves, gnomes and economic imperialists
create electronic equipment and computers using black magic. It
is said that in the capital city of Akihabara, the streets are
paved with gold and semiconductor chips grow on low bushes from
which they are harvested by the happy natives.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Les nombres sont des libres créations de l'esprit humain.
-+- Richard Dedekind -+-


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 15:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Je nutné: říct, o čem se bude mluvit, říct, co chcete sdělit, shrnout,
co jste řekli.
-- Iacocca


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Zlé věci sousedí s dobrými.
-- Ovidius


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Rumpál se na věci nechápavě díval.
Samozřejmě, byl v posledních třiceti letech života tak trochu
non-competis mentis, nebo tak nějak, a možná, že si občas oblékl spodní
prádlo přes svrchní šaty a občas se maličko připočurnul, ale... že by
sbíral suvenýry? A malá kolečka?
-- T. Pratchett: Sekáč


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Своих мужей всегда ревнуют некрасивые женщины; красивым - не до этого: они ревнуют
чужих.
-- Оскар Уайльд


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 13:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Si je remplis complètement mon sac, j'en suis à 14 kilos .... Plus
lourd que mon sac de golf (mais qui ne prend pas de photos lui).
-+- Michel, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back
to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is
proper use and abuse of your own faculties, and it is ludicrous to hold
reason higher than body or feeling. Still there is something true and
profoundly sane about the belief that acts like murder or theft or
assault violate the doer as well as the done to. We might even, if we
thought this way, have less crime. The popular view of crime, as far as
I can deduce it from the movies and television, is that it is a breaking
of a rule by someone who thinks they can get away with that; implicitly,
everyone would like to break the rule, but not everyone is arrogant
enough to imagine they can get away with it. It therefore becomes very
important for the rule upholders to bring such arrogance down.
-- Marilyn French, "The Woman's Room"


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Главная причина нашего недовольства жизнью есть ни на чем не основанное
предположение о том, что мы имеем право на ничем не нарушаемое счастье, что мы
рождены для такого счастья.
-- Г.Лессинг


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Bajka o Anicie:
Ani ta, ani tamta.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Щедрость - смирительная рубаха для сумасшедших денег.
-- Евгений Кащеев


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 11:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Unterlegen ist man im Leben erst dann, wenn man seine Selbstachtung
definitiv verloren hat.
-- Marcel Proust


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Poznat nesmírnou složitost skutečnosti, to je pro mne věc úcty k životu,
která stupňuje v úžas.
-- Karel Čapek


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 10:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 09:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Některé společnosti používají při investičním rozhodování metodu
návratnosti. Jinými slovy, přijímají pouze takové projekty, které vrátí
počáteční investici během určeného období. Návratnost je pravidlo ad hoc.
Nevšímá si pořadí, v jakém hotovostní toky během období návratnosti
přicházejí a hotovostní toky, které přijdou až po tomto období, ignoruje
úplně. ... Skutečnost, že manažeři mluví o období návratnosti projektu,
neznamená, že se pravidlem návratnosti řídí ve svých rozhodnutích. Přesto
někteří manažeři při posuzování investic návratnost používají. Proč se
spoléhají na tak hrubě zjednodušený koncept je záhadou.
-- Brealey, Myers


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Не умножай сущностей без необходимости.
-- В.Оккам


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 08:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Женская добродетель - величайшее мужское изобретение.
-- Корнелия Скиннер


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 07:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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+----------------------------------------------+
|Le cadre pointillé qui entoure ce texte représ|
|ente les bords d'une grande carte à jouer sur |
|laquelle se tient une mouche hyper-intelligent|
|e ; cette dernière, en effet, est capable de s|
|e rendre immédiatement d'un point quelconque d|
|u recto de la carte à un point quelconque du v|
|erso par le chemin le plus court. Si l'on plaç|
|ait la mouche sur le dixième p de ce texte, qu|
|el serait le point de la carte le plus éloigné|
| d'elle ? Et par quelle lettre de ce texte (ou|
| signe, ou espace) serait recouvert ce point ?|
+----------------------------------------------+
-- Angelini, Éric


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"Hory vidím, mistře," přikývl Kafeš poslušně. Všude kolem
prakticky nic jiného než hory nebylo. Bylo tam tolik hor, že některé
z nich ani nebylo vidět, protože je zakrývaly ty hory, které byly blíž.
-- T. Pratchett: Zloděj času


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Arrêtez de poster des AAD, cela encombre le forum.
-+- EN in: Guide du Cabaliste Usenet - fufer en nettoyant -+-


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 05:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"People everywhere enjoy believing things that they know are
not true. It spares them the ordeal of thinking for themselves
and taking responsibility for what they know."
[Brook Atkinson, "Once Around the Sun"]


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 05:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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<Jayce> j'attaque Windows comme un virus
<Jayce> je le bouffe de l'intérieur puisque je ne peux pas le contrer
<Jayce> je le double
<Jayce> je gagne avec ou sans lui
-- Jayce - A genou ! --


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Jane Eswetter


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 04:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Jakmile se láska změní v přátelství, vyprchává a mizí.
-- Montaigne


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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wystarczy załączyć nt by przekonać się, że nie ustępuje linuksowi w niczym
dając nowe możliwości


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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BOFH excuse #309:

firewall needs cooling


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 02:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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PETIT BOULOT

Grat! Grat! Grat! Grat! Grat! Grat!
P : Tu fais quoi, là ?
M : De l'argent de poche... Je vends de la farine animale au noir à la FNSEA...


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Arbeit macht das Leben süß.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a young lady named Etta
Who was constantly seen in a swetta.
Three reasons she had:
To keep warm wasn't bad,
But the other two reasons were betta.


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 01:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Ce qui limite le vrai n'est pas le faux, c'est l'insignifiant.
-+- René Thom, Prédire n'est pas expliquer -+-


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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"The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but
even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one."
[David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, 1748]


on the dimanche 14 août 2016, 00:11:02 (UTC+0200)