vendredi, juillet 21, 2017

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We must die because we have known them.
-- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 03:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ellardovy zákony:
1. Ti, kdo se chtějí učit, se budou učit.
2. Ti, kdo se nechtějí učit, stanou v čele podniků.
3. Ti, kteří nejsou schopni ani se učit, ani vést podnik,
budou rozhodovat o stipendiích a podnikání až do své smrti.
-- Murphy


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 03:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Eu escovo os dentes três vezes por dia. O Joãozinho trinta.


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 02:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 02:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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The man standing at the bar (in court, unfortunately) was well-dressed,
alert and obviously intelligent. The judge asked him how he pleaded to
the charge of rape and, much to the magistrate's surprise, he replied,
"Not guilty by reason of insanity, your Honor."
"Insanity?" exclaimed the judge.
"Yes, sir," said the defendant. "I'm just crazy about it."


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 01:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Вечная любовь знакома только влюбленным.
-- В. Гжещик


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 01:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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/=O=O=\ _______
/ ^ \ /\\\\\\\\
\ \___/ / /\ ___ \
\_ V _/ /\ /\\\\ \
\ \__/\ /\ @_/ /
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-- TRW108@psuvm.psu.edu (Ted West)


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 00:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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--> root (root@dyn-213-36-43-198.ppp.tiscali.fr) a rejoint #debian-fr
<root> 'lu tous
<dadou> r00t :)
<root> oupx
<-- root est parti (Client Quit)
<ptitlouis> ha la la
--> rabbit (rabbit@dyn-213-36-43-198.ppp.tiscali.fr) a rejoint #debian-fr
<ptitlouis> ces nOOb :/
<rabbit> salut tous ;)
-- rabbit in "pas vu pas pris" --
#debian-fr


on the vendredi 21 juillet 2017, 00:11:01 (UTC+0200)

jeudi, juillet 20, 2017

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"Out of all of the sects in the world, we notice an uncanny coincidence:
the overwhelming majority just happen to choose the one that their parents
belong to. Not the sect that has the best evidence in its favour, the best
miracles, the best moral code, the best cathedral, the best stained glass,
the best music: when it comes to choosing from the smorgasbord of available
religions, their potential virtues seem to count for nothing, compared to
the matter of heredity. This is an unmistakable fact; nobody could
seriously deny it. Yet people with full knowledge of the arbitrary nature
of this heredity, somehow manage to go on believing in *their* religion,
often with such fanaticism that they are prepared to murder people who
follow a different one."
[Richard Dawkins]


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 23:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Na světě jsou tři druhy přátel: ti, kteří vás mají rádi, ti, kterým jste
lhostejní, a ti, kteří vás nenávidí.
-- Chamfort


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 23:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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[Donna]
Besogna cont i donn vess petulant:
paren fort, a vardaj, come castej,
ma hin fortezz de croccant
che van al minem colp tutt a tocchej.
-- Porta, "Al me' Gross in risposta al so' sonett
<Car el me' Port n'hoo mo' proppi pien>"


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 22:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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<prorok__> Linuksowcu młody! Wywal swojego admina do wody!


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 22:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Война - способ развязывания зубами политического узла, который не
поддается языку.
-- Бирс


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 21:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O pessimista e o homem que olha para os dois lados antes de
atravessar uma rua de mao unica
-- Laurence J. Peter


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 21:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Немного вина - лекарство, много - смертельный яд.
-- Авиценна


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 20:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Les Etats-Unis sont le seul pays à être passé de la barbarie
à la décadence sans connaître la civilisation.
-+- Albert Einstein -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 20:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Weil Denken die schwerste Arbeit ist, die es gibt, beschäftigen sich
auch nur wenige damit.
-- Henry Ford


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 19:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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There was a young fellow of Burma
Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
But now that he's married he's
Been using cantharides
And the root of their love is much firmer.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 19:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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[La] force [publique] est donc instituée pour l'avantage de tous,
et non pour l'utilité particulière de ceux à qui elle est confiée.
-+- Déclaration des droits de l'homme et du citoyen
(26 août 1789) - Article XII -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 18:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Il est bon de parler, et meilleur de se taire,
Mais tous deux sont mauvais alors qu'ils sont outrés.
-+- Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695),
L'Ours et l'Amateur des jardins (Fables VIII.10) -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 18:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Eine Frau läßt Geld herumliegen, nicht Kaffee.
-- Jean Paul


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 17:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Stinkt der Ochse aus dem Ohr, stammt er aus dem Gen-Labor.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 17:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Jako mnoho moderních žen, stěžuje si i moje manželka na práce
v domácnosti. Nesnáší totiž vůbec způsob, jakým je já provádím.
-- XY


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 16:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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O capital é resultado do trabalho, e é usado pelo trabalho para dar assistência à futura produção. O trabalho é a força ativa e inicial, e é o empregador do capital

--Henry George


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 16:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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> et quand je démarre avec STARTX ,
> un gros carre blanc prend la place de mon curseur de souris !!
Le carré blanc, c'est normal c'est du X.
-+- JS in Guide du Fmblien Assassin : "Linux, c'est hard !!!" -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 15:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Wie man sein Kind nicht nennen sollte:
Louis Jana


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 15:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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YOUR FOAMY FUTURE
by Miss Fortune

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?" is your
motto. You don't do much other than sleep, eat, down brewskis, and
watch TV. Your friends and family are constantly pestering you to
clean up your act. But it's OK, Scorpio. A kick in the ass is at
least one step forward.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You've been on a diet for two weeks and all you've lost is two weeks.
My advice is to drink copius amounts of beer just to get the thought
of food out of your mind. Remember, a good reducing exercise consists
of placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Remember that day you had one beer too many and did something
extremely foolish? Now your friends are coming and going and your
enemies accumulating. Cheer up! All is not lost. It's better to
be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 14:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Свадьба - это партия, в которой черные начинают и проигрывают.
-- К. Мелихан


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 14:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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366. Tsunami zostalo spowodowane orgazmem Chucka Norrisa


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 13:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Первый признак любви: у мужчин - несмелость, у женщин - смелость.
-- Гюго


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 13:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Borniert und lächerlich ist es, nicht darauf sehn zu wollen, wessen
Sohn einer ist.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer (Zur Rechtslehre und Politik)


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 12:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Oh yeah. Forgot about those. Getting senile, I guess...
-- Larry Wall in <199710261551.HAA17791@wall.org>


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 12:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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> pour un amateur il n'y a plus photo, en dehors du numérique
> la photo n'existe plus !
Trop gros, passera pas.
-+- Vincent, sur fr.rec.photo -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 11:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Es sprach der alte Frosch:
Die Lage ist Ernst. Da die Menschen die Pille erfunden haben, können
sich die Störche ganz auf uns konzentrieren.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 11:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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If they can't take a joke, then fuck 'em.

If they can, then fuck 'em.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 10:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Mach die Arbeit ganz oder gar nicht!


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 10:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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<MaKaJi-aw> salut je voudrait savoire pour faire un serveur de mirc quel linux sa me prent ?
<MaKaJi-aw> svp
<iostream> mouhahaha
<MaKaJi-aw> pk l rie lui ?
<MaKaJi-aw> veux etre un ircoop une foi dans ma vie
<MaKaJi-aw> ouain je regarde pour d/l le linux belge pour me faire un serveur de mirc mais je le trouve pas a www.download.com si ya qq1 qui peux m aidé a trouvé le bon linux ben il va p-t etre mon ami loll :P



on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 09:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Qui vole un oeuf ferait mieux de voler un boeuf.
-+- Francis Blanche -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 09:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Comment les théories mathématiques ont-elles ce pouvoir d'enserrer la
marche des phénomènes avec tant de précision et même de l'anticipation ?
Ce qui est mathématique peut être envisagé comme instrument mais aussi
parfois comme un comportement de la texture même du monde.
-+- Maurice Thirion, Les mathématiques et le réel -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 08:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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Il dessert e' probabilmente lo stadio piu' importante del pasto, dal
momento che sara' l'ultima cosa che i tuoi ospiti ricorderanno prima di
vomitare tutto sulla tavola.
-- Il Libro di Cucina Anarchico


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 08:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Новое надобно созидать в поте лица, а старое само продолжает существовать и твердо
держится на костылях привычки.
-- Герцен


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 07:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking
around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at
the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply
killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted
and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 07:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Если джентльмен называет даму ласковыми словами, значит, он забыл, как её зовут.
-- Константин Мелихан


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 06:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Ungeduld hat häufig Schuld.
-- Wilhelm Busch


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 06:11:01 (UTC+0200)

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Anto-logie
Im Anfang lebte, wie bekannt,
als größter Säuger der Gig-ant.
Wobei gig eine Zahl ist, die
es nicht mehr gibt, - so groß war sie!
Doch jene Größe schwand wie Rauch.
Zeit gab's genug -- und Zahlen auch.
Bis eines Tags, ein winzig Ding,
der Zwölef-ant das Reich empfing.
Wo blieb sein Reich? Wo blieb er selb?-
Sein Bein wird im Museum gelb.
Zwar gab die gütige Natur
den Elef-anten uns dafur.
Doch ach, der Pulverpavian,
der Mensch, voll Gier nach seinem Zahn,
erschießt ihn, statt ihm Zeit zu lassen,
zum Zehen-anten zu verblassen.
O »Klub zum Schutz der wilden Tiere«,
hilf, daß der Mensch nicht ruiniere
die Sprossen dieser Riesenleiter,
die stets noch weiter führt und weiter!
Wie dankbar wird der Ant dir sein,
läßt du ihn wachsen und gedeihn, --
bis er dereinst im Nebel hinten
als Nulel-ant wird stumm verschwinden.

-- Christian Morgenstern


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 05:34:02 (UTC+0200)

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You may be marching to the beat of a different drummer, but you're
still in the parade.


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 05:11:02 (UTC+0200)

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Нам следовало бы воздерживаться от смеха, слыша, что индийские философы, желая
успокоить народ, спрашивающий, на чем держится это гигантское сооружение мира,
отвечают - держится на слоне. А на чем слон? - Щекотливый вопрос! Но на него никоим
образом нельзя отвечать. Вот только тут и можно упрекнуть наших индийских
философов. Им следовало бы довольствоваться слоном и не идти дальше. Но у них в
запасе черепаха, спина ее достаточно широкая, как им кажется. И вот тяжесть вынуждена
нести черепаха, а дело обстоит хуже, чем прежде.
-- Шефтсбери


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 04:34:01 (UTC+0200)

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Les chaînes du mariage sont si lourdes qu'il faut être deux pour les
porter ; quelquefois trois.
-+- Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870) -+-


on the jeudi 20 juillet 2017, 04:11:01 (UTC+0200)